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I've really been meaning to post this for a while, but I'm kinda lazy.

 

A few weeks ago, my brother walks in with a cast on his arm, and I'm all "Wtf is this crap?", so he tells me what happened. One of his friends was sitting in some chair or something, and he got all pissed about it and went to punch him in the balls. Not a nice thing to do to a guy, and certainly not to a friend. That's not even the best part, though. What actually happens, is he misses, punches him in the knee, and shatters his hand. It's permanently disfigured. It was the most epic failure I've ever heard.

 

Just thought I'd share.

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Permanently shattered? I don't think he deserved that much.

 

The kid should have drank his milk. Osteoporosis is nothing to scoff at.

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Permanently shattered? I don't think he deserved that much.

 

The kid should have drank his milk. Osteoporosis is nothing to scoff at.

I guess he really wanted to smash the guy's balls. :)

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I read an article somewhere that kids are not taking enough calcium and since they don't play outside much they don't produce enough vitamin D to fix the calcium to their bones. So breaking of bones is becoming quite common in situations where one would not be usually injured.

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He probably has terrible bones. He's a pretty active guy, but his diet is pretty much Taco Bell and bags of chips. And even though he's active, he's usually in a gym, not outside.

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