JKKDARK Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 http://www.saturn.com/saturn/helpcenter/index.jsp Yes, you can get a live chat with one of the personnel and they will help you with your Saturn problems and questions Enjoy my conversation with one of the personnel:Chat InformationThank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly. Chat InformationHello, this is Jane, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today? Jane: Good Evening! Guest: Hello Jane: How can I help you today? Guest: I had a problem with my Saturn Guest: The len is not working anymore Jane: Have you taken your vehicle in for a proper evaluation? Guest: Yes, but it still doesn't work Guest: my Sega Saturn is PAL Jane: Excuse me? Guest: my Sega Saturn is european, and changing to an american len doesn't work Guest: that's why I need to fix the european one Jane: Please contact your local Saturn Retailer for vehicle repairs Guest: They don't repair Saturn anymore since 1998, at least here on Munich Jane: This chat service is only for the United States Jane: Please contact the Saturn Customer Assistance Center at 1-800-553-6000. Representatives are available Monday through Friday from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. CST. Guest: ok Guest: so in the USA there's still serive for Saturn there Jane: Yes, so if you're outside of the United States I can not assist you Guest: ok thank you Guest: I will call to the telephone number you gave me and see if they can repair my sega saturn Jane: Thank you again for visiting Saturn.com. Also, a short survey will appear at the end of the session. I would greatly appreciate it if you would be able to complete it. It should only take you about a minute. Please exit the chat by selecting the "Gray Close Button" within the chat window when you are done chatting. Guest: thanks for everything :) please talk with them and post your conversations here
ken_cinder Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 You're an idiot, that's a car company. Moved to spam for stupidity reasons.
Sybarite Paladin AxL Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 as stupid as it was, I found it really funny.
BlackKnight Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 I'm laughing at the catch 22 going on here.
ken_cinder Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 What? That it is banned from the SPAM forum? lol It has PM'ed me due to that.
Alpha Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Hmmm... seeing as how JKK knew it was a car company and joke after all (at least that's how it appeared to me and from the quote), not sure why this is still in Spam.
Fatal Rose Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 This topic is the heart and soul of 1emulation.com
JKKDARK Posted January 24, 2008 Author Posted January 24, 2008 Chat InformationThank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly. Chat InformationHello, this is Teresa, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today? Teresa: Good Evening! Guest: Hi teressa Guest: Is there a cheaper car than the ones lsited in the site? Teresa: Hello Mary, the ones on our site are for new/current models. Teresa: Are you interested in pre owned? Guest: Do you know about the Sega Saturn? I think it's from 1994 Guest: I would like to get that one pre-owned Teresa: The pre owned information is available through the Saturn Retailers web site. Would you like a link giving you access to Saturn Retailers web sites? Guest: yes Teresa: Are you still with me? Teresa: Great, can I please have your zip code? Guest: I'm not in the US Guest: do you send to Germany? Teresa: I have access to information in the US only. Guest: oh so the Saturn is only US exclusive Teresa: We do not have access to this type of information. Teresa: I can give you the number to our Assistance Center. Teresa: Please contact the Saturn Customer Assistance Center at 1-800-553-6000. Representatives are available Monday through Friday from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. CST. Guest: thank you Guest: you type so fast! Teresa: We have to for this job. Teresa: Is there anything else that I can assist you with today? Guest: ok i have a question which is a little personal, it's only one question Guest: do you like Glam Metal? Teresa: What is Glam Metal? Guest: it's a music genre which was popular in the 80s, with bands like Bon Jovi, Poison, Def Leppard.. Teresa: I do enjoy listening to some of those bands, yet. Guest: good! Guest: they were so hot, do you agree with me? Teresa: Is there anything else that I can assist you with today? Guest: If you agree with me, I think I will not have any toher question Teresa: I enjoyed listening to bon jovi. Teresa: Have a great night. Teresa: Thank you again for visiting Saturn.com. Also, a short survey will appear at the end of the session. I would greatly appreciate it if you would be able to complete it. It should only take you about a minute. Please exit the chat by selecting the "Gray Close Button" within the chat window when you are done chatting. She didn't tell me if Glam Metal bands were hot
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