Darken Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 **How To Please a Woman** A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5- storyhotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they arewithout their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how itworks. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor-by-floor, and once youfind what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy todecide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads:"All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friendslaugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are shortand handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friendscontinue on up.They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men hereare tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so,knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here aretall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going inwhen they realize that there is still one floor left. Wonderingwhat they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. Thisfloor was built only to prove that there is no way to please awoman." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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