Weirdy Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 for some reason this thread reminded me of this old ass song "Where Have All The Cowboys Gone?" by Paula Cole Oh you get me ready in your 56 ChevyWhy don't we go sit down in the shadeTake shelter on my front porchThe dandy lion sun scorch,Would you like a glass of cold lemonadeI will do laundry if you pay all the bills CHORUS: Where is my John WayneWhere is my Prairie SonWhere is my happy endingWhere have all the cowboys gone Why don't you stay the eveningKick back and watch the TVAnd I'll fix a little something to eatOh I know your back hurts from working on the tractorHow do you take your coffee my sweetI will raise the children if you pay all the bills Chorus Where is my John WayneWhere is my Prairie SonWhere is my happy endingWhere have all the cowboys gone I am wearing my new dress tonightBut you don't, but you don't even notice meSay goodbyesSay goodbyesSay goodbyes We finally sold the ChevyWhen we had another babyAnd you took the job in TennesseeYou made friends at the farmAnd you joined them at the barAlmost every single day of the weekI will wash the dishes while you go have a beer Chorus Where is my John WayneWhere is my Prairie SonWhere is my happy endingWhere have all the cowboys gone Where is my Marlboro manWhere is his shiny gunWhere is my lonely rangerWhere have all the cowboys goneWhere have all the cowboys goneWhere have all the cowboys goneYippee yo, yippee yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Kurt Russel needs to come back and be Snake Pliskin <{POST_SNAPBACK}>We need another Escape movie PERIOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Vin Diesel, Wesley Snipes, Ice Cube, Jason Statham and a few others I can't remember are the closest to being badasses in Hollywood right now. But yes, the "real" badasses have disappeared.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Vin Diesel is a bumbling idiot with no charisma. XXX was the most forced "coolness" I've ever seen a movie. But I agree with Kurt Russel. I want more Escape movies and more stuff like Big Trouble in Little China. Oh yeah, I don't know how I could forget him but I forgot one ultimate cool dude mainly from our time...BRUCE CAMPBELL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Oh yeah, I don't know how I could forget him but I forgot one ultimate cool dude mainly from our time...BRUCE CAMPBELL!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>This..........IS MY BOOM STICK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Oh yeah, I don't know how I could forget him but I forgot one ultimate cool dude mainly from our time...BRUCE CAMPBELL!This..........IS MY BOOM STICK.Bruce Campbell rules on so many levels. And Mr. G, I was talking about overall badassness (is that even a word?), regardless of whether is was forced or not (or fake). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Who is Bruce Campbell? Doesn't ring a bell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Who is Bruce Campbell? Doesn't ring a bell<{POST_SNAPBACK}>If you've ever seen Dark Man. He's at the end of the movie. Evil Dead I, II, and II he was Ash. If you've ever seen Xena or Hurculeseseses, he was uh, Jack. He also was in Spiderman I and II, playing a cameo role. He was the usher in Spiderman 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Ok, Ash.......from Evil Dead...... Hardly the badass image...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Ok, Ash.......from Evil Dead...... Hardly the badass image......<{POST_SNAPBACK}>You are wrong. Dead wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Man, I can't accept the image of Bruce Campbell as badass when he get his eyes poked by his Mini-me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thraxen Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Vin Diesel is a bumbling idiot with no charisma. XXX was the most forced "coolness" I've ever seen a movie. I actually like Vin Diesel, though I hated XXX. Even though it didn't get very good ratings with the critics, I liked Chronicles of Riddick. But back to the topic... what about Jet Li? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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