Chinese Gov't: Smoking is great for Health

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Cigarettes, according to China's tobacco authorities, are an excellent way to prevent ulcers. They also reduce the risk of Parkinson's disease, relieve schizophrenia, boost your brain cells, speed up your thinking, improve your reactions and increase your working efficiency.

 

Pay no attention to those lung cancer warnings - they're nonsense. You're more likely to get cancer from cooking smoke! Those are the words of wisdom from China's state-owned tobacco monopoly, the world's most successful cigarette-marketing agency. With annual sales of 1.8 trillion cigarettes, the Chinese are responsible for nearly 1/3 of all cigarettes smoked on the whole planet.

 

The official website of the tobacco monopoly claims cigarettes are a kind of miracle drug: solving your health problems, helping your lifestyle, strengthening the equality of women, and even eliminating loneliness and depression. “Smoking removes your troubles and worries,” says a 37-year-old female magazine editor, quoted approvingly on the website. “Holding a cigarette is like having a walking stick in your hand, giving you support. “Quitting smoking would bring you misery, shortening your life.” Such statements are widely believed in China.

 

2/3 of Chinese men are smokers, and surveys show that approx. 90% believe their habit has little effect on their health, or is good for them. Even in China's medical community, 60% of male doctors are smokers. No wonder Western tobacco companies are drooling over the Chinese market of 360 million smokers.

 

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and crack makes bones stronger and improves eyesight..

[Gryph]

Hahaha! I bet the tobacco companies here just wish they could do that kind of stuff here.

[Agozer]

Apparently the the communist party has given too much authority to the tobacco industry over there. lol

[Weirdy]

Apparently the the communist party has given too much authority to the tobacco industry over there. lol

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That's good for them, and the funny thing is they got most of the u.s by the balls too

[Sybarite Paladin AxL]

ROFL, that's gotta be the biggest company lie I've ever heard... Smoking is bad for you, your health, your life, your brain and your wallet. Period. And China needs a new government...

[Lucandrake]

Wouldn't matter Axl, in a few years, our new superpower will be china, I also hope they get a new government tho, since Bush (That retard !!! >.<!!! ) wanted to go to war the US is screwed now. Tis sucks, I live in miami, there going after me >.<!!

[Inky]

Tis sucks, I live in miami, there going after me >.<!!

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why would they go after miami?!?!? have you ever even seen a map?

[Madi]

Keep tokin boys!

i cant wait for the smaller and more effiicent cigarette

jk

[Robert]

Perhaps all this smoking is another subtle way to keep the population numbers in check. A sneaky way to reduce the number of welfare-dependant oldies

[Lucandrake]

Perhaps all this smoking is another subtle way to keep the population numbers in check. A sneaky way to reduce the number of welfare-dependant oldies

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Or maybe there just trying to get more money then what they already have --__--

[Gryph]

Perhaps all this smoking is another subtle way to keep the population numbers in check. A sneaky way to reduce the number of welfare-dependant oldies

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Or maybe there just trying to get more money then what they already have --__--

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Really?! T_T |>>: ==\