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switching between cash and slipknot.

"Shazam!" hahahahhaaa

I had to play goal keeper becasue we had none spare so I went in net. I only let in three goals - and one was a penalty. It was funny as hell. We got to the semi finals.

Last game I got was prototype. As you may be able to guess I am currently unhappy with the games I have to play at the moment. Completed GTA 4 Got to the last boss on Dead Space but cant be arsed after dying two times and the reload. Might get some money next week see whats hopping about or might just get a buddy to download for me he works at the fat pipe office! Download GTA4 for me in SIX FUCKING MINUTES! WOOT! 13GIG!!!

Is it even to a playabile stage yet?

Mick thompson and James root of slipknot walk in and start busting out people = shit on thier guitars! Learn how to hate for real you Faggert lovers!!!!! Na, What a bunch of assholes - just anothger bunch of morons who use shock tactics to fund thier crap and live a life with money. Relegion is even scraping the barrel now for money. We all know who is going to hell. Drop in a high profile name and BAM maybe one in 300 are emotioaly unstable enough to delve into this shit say guys who lost women to there new found lesbian sexual desires, or women who lack total security becasue the guy she was with left her for some guy called sebastian. Hey god hates faggets crew! We are going to hell! Yeah the bible has been telling us this from day one anyway! I guess all those times I have been nice to people wont countfor shit because I could not be brainwashed hard enough, so guys who go into muslim stuff blow up babies and children, go to heaven get 40 virgins and live a life of bliss. Wil you assholes make up your mind whats right and wrong? No wonder we are all going to hell!

Life will find a way.

Me: Toss my salad babe! Her: Not untill you vist 1EMULATION.COM and read ASS CLEANING 101!!! Me: I'm on it!!!!

Still requesting sticky for infinite win!

The forum I post on is this http://www.theattractionforums.com/ Pick up artists in training AKA as seudcers. They live and breath what women think - its pure psychology of how to attract women some of the stuff on that forum is pretty heavy, and it's normaly were guys start out who dont have much luck with women and want to get "game." I started learning this stuff to better and keep women in a relationship - it has taken me nealry three years to get "game" as they put it - i know my wekenesses and strengths... You guys should probably check it out if you dont have much luck with chicks. (But not many guy swill admitt they have a problem with women I did so tried my best to handle it)

Blame canada.

Mine rapple off pretty quick.

So let me get this straight - not to be a mean ass or anything... The Big change is actually just a worser looking skin, removed the arcade and the attack forum system + a worser looking logo? Rewind Time.

Beat you up!

I was at sea in a huge boat like a transporter rig or something the sea was wild and cold. I remember walking round the boat and it was in serious danger of been capsized and everything was going bad. The harder the waves came the more the boat rocked and its massive weight was there to feel in my dream as it rocked about. Suddenly like most dreams the scenarios instantly changed, we were put in a port that was still in the main ocean, like barriers of safety but with the mean sea still there waiting for us if something went wrong. Safety inside danger. The captain had been investigated by some guys in authority and was questioned while in the tempory safety fence (it was like am massive fence in my dream in the middle of the sea) The ship was to be tested – and we were thrown all over the place again, I could see the hull rising from the water and the boat dipping to the side and taking on water. Something crazy happens; one of my EX-girls is on the boat, spotting my chance I take her to some toilets in the bowls of the ship all the while we are still at threat from the ship tipping, at this point I’m not scared anymore , but suddenly (lol) a guy I know called Pete an old guy is his 60s he is in the toilets with us, he knows what I’m about to do to my EX girl (this is the one who mentally raped me) He put up some resistance to my antics but walks off in the end. And basically i think he was saying 2you have to do what you have to do.” I really respect this guy in real life. Alone I start to torture her I ask her why? Why? Why? I make her suck the pipe on the hand dryer, she does not answer me at any point. Just looks at me with those pretty brown eyes. I slam her on the floor, I take a hand roled cigarette and dye it on her face telling her she will talk you will tell me why you did what you did to me no excuse no place to hide now! The scene cuts and I’m suddenly aware of a police presence on the ship it goes like a cut scene from a video game in the bathroom is a glass screen and two police officers have been watching what i did to her I’m thinking ”Im fucked i cant even get away with it here!” I panic and think fuck it I got to get off this ship, i leave her and run up these large metal stairs the ship still groaning under the strains of the sea. I notice a woman who looks like an undercover cop and I shout at her she says “we are her for someone else” I say who? “And they say my EX-girls name” , the ship is banging into the safety fences and smashing them into bits soon we will back at sea without the safety fences and all will drown and die. Again like a cut scene Ask a male police officer why she is in trouble he can’t tell me and I ask “Is she fucked?” he shakes his head “Yes!” I know now in my dream SHE is in big trouble the police have ignored what I did to her in the bathroom. They are her for her! It cuts to a scene with her been questioned in a tiny cell and she is crying and feeling regret not over me but another crime she committed involving some other guys who just happen to be on this ship! I am told she will be going to prison for a long time, it cuts to me in a room with some of my close family I tell them what happened, and a girl im seeing is there and fully understands me. It cuts to the boat smashing through the fence and we drop in to calmer waters the rain lifts we are safe again. Mad eh?

I'm a reading type of guy on the toilet. Ill read anything...

Put energy in to posts = Getting energy out of posts.

Gross.

I'll look into it thanks for the links man.

Well unless its a portable bidet it looks like I ahve to jump in the nearest ocean if I'm following this guide.

Another golden nugget from the weirdy.

Request STICKY I have mastered the art of cleaning my stool hall and I want to share it with you losers who simply lather your wash cloth with some soap and do a quick reach around..THAT WILL NOT CLEAN YOUR ASS!!!! You need to spend at least 5 minutes in that area to have maximun cleanage. How would you feel if you were a girl/guy and while you were licking some guys sausage you get a nice whiff of some anal grease and dingleberries from a soft textured turd that required about 12 wipes in the public restroom? You think it's clean but it is NOT!!! Here are some tips: Tip 1: After dropping the fecal children off at the pool, you can either use some babywipes (my personal favorite) or you can use a technique I learned from an ex-girlfriend of mine, you wet the toilet paper and proceed to wipe front-to-back, NOT back-to-front. You risk sliding some of the grease beneath your ball sack which creates another problem. This only applies to those who do not get what is called a perfect excrement session aka.."A Clean Break" to where the ca-ca breaks off completely and all you have to do is wipe the water off your gluteus after the initial plop. Tip 2: Shave the hair off around your rectal, nuts and butt crack. This is just common knowledge, if you dont you risk piling up a weeks worth of dingleberries and in rare occasions, creation of shit dreadlocks to where the ca-ca firmly laminates itself to the ass hair and it twists together as you walk. This is more likely to happen to those who wear boxers because of the free "airflow" and those who dont shower often because you give the poop time to dry up like cement. Tip 3: Jump into a public pool or spa. This is just as effective as a shower or even better because you get maximum "soakage" and it requires less work such and combats lazy reach arounds in the shower. Believe it or not, that is the only useful purpose for public pools, I think of them as gigantic bathtubs that goggle up loose ass hairs, dingleberries and makes a great place to take a quick pee. If I find myself in that situation, I just jump in the pool on one end, pee then swim to the other end, do a couple quick 360's under water then jump out the shallow side and dry off. Tip 4: Go to the beach and be a good samaritan, jump into the ocean and "feed the fish", fish LOVE dung, I have 2 goldfish and they are always sucking eachothers doo-doo holes. Get a nice, salty ass treatment. For those of you who gets bumps after shaving your pubes or ass, this is a great to dry those up. Just simply go out past the waves a bit, however, dont be too obvious if you are going to release some bait into the ocean. Flop around a bit, move around because if you sit still people will become suspicious and besides the poop might float up to the surface quickly. Fish will love you for it! Tip 5: Woman love to get manicures and pedicures, I call this the "assicure" It has a meaningful name Ass I Cure, it's self explanitory..yes, it is up to you to cure that hideous ass smell and here is how you do it in the shower. Pamper yourself, get the water luke warm and try to get the shower nozzle to propel the water quickly. Begin by turning in the opposite direction of the shower, about 180 degrees to where the nozzle in shooting directly down your ass crack. Position yourself at a 90 degree angle, butt up nice and high, reach around and spread your butt cheeks and let the water do its magic. The object is to really clean out the crevices of your brown eye, wedged up about a 1/4 inch of the butthole is some fecal matter that masks itself like a bat in a cave. This will allow the water to loosen it up for the wash cloth lathering. The next step is to lather your wash cloth with some bodywash or soap bar. Reach around and scrub it good, go ahead and wrap the towel around a finger of choice (i use my middle finger) and put that finger up your asshole and move it around in a circular motion. Go ahead and scrub nice and good up the butt crack to make sure you get all the grease. After you are done, rinse well then repeat step 1. ADDITIONAL NOTE: Putting your finger in your ass doesnt make you gay, it might burn a bit. For those guys who insist on having anal sex with their girlfriends all the time, if you think one finger hurts, go ahead and use two fingers and see how it feels. It feels like a massive shit you take in the morning after a night of drinking and eating the 4 slices of jalepeno pepper pizza.

I will let you know. But study it and get it down right make it sound normal when it comes out of my mouth. This could branch of into a lot of things its an opener and comoft builder all in one!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aWoN8MvGKw This will SO work. Delivery is important. Man I am so not walking out of the local pub this weekend.

BRAVO!