Jump to content

emsley

1Emu Veteran
  • Posts

    6,779
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    19

Everything posted by emsley

  1. My current girlfriend; She cooks, cleans, gives me cash, and all for 3 hours worth of sex a week, i feel degraded after all sexual enounters but my collection of moto x bikes, access to cocaine when i want it and of course all the high profile hookers i can get kind evens it out. And i know if we ever have kidsthey will be well looked after. (In other wors thisis the reverse of what women going round doing)
  2. Fap fap fap fap fap
  3. 28 and still sucking at life !!!!! hahaha
  4. Pron... Better get the morning one out of the way Yeeaahhhhh!
  5. I skate or did, had ollies, kickflips, heelflips, varial flip, pop shv it, all under my belt. Smashed me face into the floor, rammed my head of a metalbar, smashed both my shins in to a grin bar, then fractured my foot and had a pot on for six weeks. Im not made of rubber no more, still get the itch to skate though...
  6. whos will?
  7. They are breeding...They are coming... England is the only place on the planet that rewards pregnant women with a decent start in life, 100 pound a week, and a council house... We are not noticing this stuff for a reason Check out this film for a great insight to what may become of the world!!! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/ Jerry springer = jeremy kyle.
  8. I know whats going on but it will take me a year to type it out.
  9. The scary thing is these dumb tards BREED LIKE FCUK! I was planning to write something about the state of england.. Try scotland for violence and knifes... Considered normal to stick someone..
  10. I don't think I have even got to a shop yet, I got the plasma gun and the stasis thingy that slows stuff down... Not had time to play. I like how his energy level is on his back.
  11. lol He has a point, seriously, our schools suck the kids all follow set patterns: Aa lot of them learn to write by using "text speak" alright m8, Cnt cum tnight, smokin weed n stuff at m8z house! But honestly there are a lot of dumb feckers, every estate or small town (yanks call them towns" you get Chavs, these are the "cool" kids at school, they smoke weed, drink, go to school, not pay attention only have a single parent family, so daddy is not around to punish them, or daddy him self only just turned 21 has a weed addiction and he too never learned the basics at school. England is a shi==t hole. They are breeding a bunch of red neck, dumb, drug using generations, this country is a time bomb waiting to go off with mental health issues. But the typos? Everyone gets them, and grammar can be spliced this way or that...
  12. 1000/1000 you are uber.
  13. Yeah, i was thinking about emulation to be honest Yoshis island and street fighter two turbo here I come! I dont actually have a 360 but my cousin does he might lend me a pad none of his games are two player.
  14. No he is right I get this too.
  15. I have a flash light? I love how I can just stomp on everything. I just got stalker clear sky back after the patches went up to 1.9!!!!! Going to start playing that again too, looking to get GTA 4 but read it puts a load of crap on your PC and riddick is out too.
  16. I have vista and noticed that it looks like it will any one confirm this?
  17. I just started the game, Im liking it but find the controls a little retarded, the combat is odd... I love the atmosphere it really is scary to play, and the map isa little strange too. Any of you play dead space and like it?
  18. Doing my thing gryph. Got to pay the bills this month or else its dead.
  19. Good luck tinkle fairy.
  20. I left my shoes behind the "close fast reply button" last time i was here. They are still in perfect condition.
  21. First time I have ever had a connection in my house! Got me one of them fancy dongle things, holy crap!! That means I can update my site, annoy people, and play video games online again. Sweet.
  22. I will now paddy untill someone mails me a brand new 360 and a copy of street fighter 4 with an exquisite HDTV.
×
×
  • Create New...