GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! That's brilliant!
actually i did this to a jehova's witness once when i saw them comming up my building from the window, i knew they were comming to me since i was the only non jehova in the building.
so me and my buds quickly put on some black metal, and we smear our faces with black crud, and grab a pair of knifes.
*knock knock knock*
*i open the door and my friend has the knife to my neck*
witnesses:*shocked* uh, um, eh....
me: are you the sacrifice we've been waiting for? Hurry Lord Lucifer awaits.
they never came back.
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Good Comebacks for Your Telemarketer!!
Posted 09 February 2004 - 02:02 AM
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Posted 09 February 2004 - 04:47 AM
doesn't even work
wasted 19.99 $ for that
Posted 09 February 2004 - 04:52 AM
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Posted 09 February 2004 - 05:28 AM
Wait until the telemarketer gets to the main offer or whatever, then ask him why is it such a good deal. If they respond, then reply "I'll tell you why, because your company gets blood-money and makes little Taiwanese kids smoke crack to get good deals, that's why!" or "I'll tell you why, because you touch yourself at night."
Have fun. Anon.
Posted 09 February 2004 - 05:40 AM
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Posted 10 February 2004 - 05:36 AM
The problem with answering is that their machine records it as someone or something picked up, so it adds it to a list to call again later. Using SIT, their machines recorded my number as a Disconnected Number and added my phone number to a Do Not Call list for a couple months or so.
Pretty fun concept, except you have to screen your calls. Obviously this isn't as effective as it used to be, but it'll probably still work on those systems which haven't upgraded yet.
All you have to do is record the Special Information Tone on your answering machine before you record your real message and you're all set.
More info about SIT is here: http://privatecitizen.com/sit.html
I'm unfortunately too nice to chew out telemarketers. Now if they keep badgering me on the phone, then that's another story...
Posted 17 February 2004 - 02:26 PM
In another recent event, one called my mom and actually yelled at her because my mother wouldn't give the telemarketer her checking account and routing numbers. This one called once a day for about a week or so.
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