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My Dad owns a 1974 Volvo, and he loves it. It is big, and slow, and boxy, and has so much metal on it, it may as well be a tank. It has also got a very large, menacing bumper bar at the front.

 

So anyway, in Australia, lots of people hate "bloody Volvo drivers." My Dad cops it alot, but he is in love with the car so much, he doesn't care.

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When I see women drive, I drop kick them with my car.

Huh? :lol: You mean you'd crash into them? That's not very efficient. I'd rather open my sun roof and shot them with an RPG. :P

 

When I see Finnish people drive, I press the Bullet-Time button and drive in slow mo.

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and the full of s*it awards goes to Skythe! :lol:

Oh wait, wrong thread...:P

PFFT!

 

The clowns have you...don't they. When I see clowns drive, I pull them out, dropkick them with my car, cap them Woo style, eat ramen in their face and play any of my badass HIM CDs. Cuz I hate clowns. Too Emo.

 

You mean you'd crash into them?

 

No. Me and the car transform together to form Badass-a-tron.

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The title of this thread is Women are bad drivers but from what I read, it has become Asian are bad drivers. I can only agreed with both statements.

My country has one of the highest road accidents in the world.

Our highway speed limit is 120km/h but most of the people drives like180km/h.

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You mean you'd crash into them?

 

No. Me and the car transform together to form Badass-a-tron.

Aaaah...now that makes sense.

 

But now I know your true identity...you are....BUMBLEBEE!!

 

transformers_bumblebee.jpg

 

 

LOLOLOL! :lol:

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You mean you'd crash into them?

 

No. Me and the car transform together to form Badass-a-tron.

Aaaah...now that makes sense.

 

But now I know your true identity...you are....BUMBLEBEE!!

 

transformers_bumblebee.jpg

 

 

LOLOLOL! :lol:

U IS WE TALL DID!

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