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Do human farts contribute to global warning?

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cow farts seriously contribute to greenhouse gasses.

 

I once read that farts poison your body if held in. and that people lose 5 minutes off thier lives for every fart held in. I don't know if thats true but why risk it :) let em blow! and if you wanna be green and save the environment you should light your farts so the gasses don't go into the atmosphere. :)

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Wow - This is going to be awesome because women never fart hold it in and run outside to let rip - his psi gonna be sweet to use on women.

 

Look here the largest percentage of tubby people and by definition fat people fart the most: The top 3 are US 30.6%, Mexico 24.2%, UK 23%

 

I just tod this girl I know that when she holds her farts in she is really damaging her self I told her the gasses poison her bowls I wonder if she will turn into an open farter now?

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Better out than in guys.

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I typed the thread "Warning" lol

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I not only just let it out, I often tend to use it as a weapon...more often than not, a silent one.

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Get a sneaky one in your hand then put it under your girls nose when she is sleeping or awake.

Its best when they are "Just" going off then you let em have it.

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I detect spam.. :P

 

I would think cows would contribute more than humans due to their size and what they eat on a daily basis. We also have clothes which absorb most of the payload and live in houses, where cows on the other hand roam naked freely in the pastures.

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