Pathological Liars

[Wizard]

I am a liar. Or am I?

[Krosigrim]

Haha That guy who lied about halo... Hearing Fatals story reminded me... Guy wrote the lyrics for 2 songs that were popular at the time, but he had a lawsuit for rights on one of them, he had a tatoo on the back of his neck... some random oriental style thing, I cant remember what culture for some reason. ??? Anyway he claimed it ment "pit fighter" as he was a pit fighter in Japan fo a year. LoL. Got two giant star totooes on his chest, tword the delts more, and claimed it literally ment "sex machine" I have no idea if this is some how true, but Im willing to bet it isnt. Who the flock has heard anything even like that... nonsence, especially if it is true. Anyway, Lets see... I had a punching bag hung up in the back yard, and he was telling stories about how he can fold it with a punch... This was a 45 lbr I had, so am medium size bag. There was no way this clumbsy oaf can articulate the necessary coordination, and physical might to do such a thing. One day, while playing some NeoRageX, I heard this pounding... I peeked through the blinds, to see the most pathetic of displays. He quite literally, threw punches like a sissy, all akward and off balance, with to power to speak of. Resembled when people lift their pinky while sipping from a small cup. I did not go out and call him on it... or anything for that matter... there was a sense of pitty.

 

Awe geeze. Oh.. he lost his job, and made a silly reason up, cant remember... he said he got a job as a bouncer at a strip club up the way... which was of course fabrication. Bouncers actually look like they are just that. This guy looked like a weird telemarketer. Had a blackbelt in whatever. Beat halo, said that... Umm, miscelanious stories about women. It never ended.

 

Always had to top others for sake of reeling in... These people MUST realize we know their lieing!!! I almost want to start calling them out so I can ask them and find out.

[ken_cinder]

The bullshitter of bullshitters it seems, I sold my 100lb heavy bag 2 years ago, because I couldn't hang it anywhere that I wouldn't literally tear it out of the mounts.

That aside, to talk $hit like that, and not be able to knock a 45lb bag around.......sheesh. I had a 50lb bag I made from a canvas military issue ruck sack, that I replaced with said 100lb bag because the 50lb bag was like punching a bag of f**king potato chips.

 

Don't you hate it when these compulsive liars, lie about things they can easily be caught in? That's be like me saying I can benchpress 400lbs!

[Krosigrim]

I not actually from this world. And I can run faster than the speed of sound. I play Street Fighter with my toes.

[Gryph]

i am a pathological liar

[L.S.D]

what is a phatological liar?

[Gryph]

what is a phatological liar?

A totally cool liar.

[L.S.D]

what is a phatological liar?

A totally cool liar.

so, why people hate them?

[Krosigrim]

what is a phatological liar?

A totally cool liar.

so, why people hate them?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Pathological liars lie... all the time. They lie about anything. Usually stories that make themselves seem interesting. Usually these liars are not very interesting in the first place. They are beyond attention whores. Read previous stories in the thread... that is how these liars role.

[Gryph]

what is a phatological liar?

A totally cool liar.

so, why people hate them?

I was kidding. You said PHATological liar. Phat is another word for totally cool.

[Sybarite Paladin AxL]

I lie shitloads but it's usually just to cover my ass if I screwed up beforehand. Two of my friends are pathological liars and I always call them out but they keep doing it. It's gotten to the point where I just shrug it off and chuckle at their ineptitude.

[Hera]

what is a phatological liar?

A totally cool liar.

 

 

hahahah love it!

 

 

 

I think I know what guy you're talking about Will lol You talking about the one who got all crazy towards me? His friend's wife? Dude, remember that day when I picked up my paycheck from that Myspace place and when I walked out he said "Did ya.." and started throwing punches in the air with this dumb look on his face?! Priceless.

 

 

I've been realizing lately how much my family lies. They only do it to benefit themselves. They aren't lies that try to hurt people or anything, they're just lies that make perfect sense but used to cover what they really mean. The problem is, I've got some gift. Even if someone is a professional liar and can fool everyone, I know their game. Having this gift is a problem because when I think I know this person, I don't want to accept the fact that they're lying to me. I tell myself that I'm probably wrong but I never am. I catch them in a lie one way or another. It's weird and too complicated to explain.

 

I just don't understand why people can't be honest to themselves and others. It's not really that hard.

[Lucandrake]

Honesty is only plausible when it's an enabler to contentedness. The majority of the time (and for everyone I believe), that's an impossibility.

 

Anyways, yea, I got some friends like that, I'm guilty of it as well (a much younger age), now in days the truth is all I seek.