John Rambo vs Solid Snake

[2eyez]

There it is folks. So who will win. I think it's a double knock out/kill.

[Mooney]

Snake. He's got style and finesse. Rambo is pretty much all about the brute force and spray-n-pray. Plus, Rambo is so damn old (then again, I haven't played MGS4, so I don't know what's up with Old Snake).

[Krosigrim]

Solid Snake... Rambo never fought against Metal Gear(s).

[2eyez]

Rambo kills with finess, just watch rambo 1 2 3 and not 4. Rambo can do some stealth kills too. I've played MGS4 and Snake is Old. It's due to being a test tube baby and genetically altered to age fast but cured due to Drebins nanomachines.

[2eyez]

Solid Snake... Rambo never fought against Metal Gear(s).

Rambo diesn't need fancy high tech weapnry to kill his foes. Rememver in Rambo 1 when all he had was his knfe.

[Agozer]

Solid Snake. Just because he has optic camouflage.

[Krosigrim]

Solid Snake... Rambo never fought against Metal Gear(s).

Rambo diesn't need fancy high tech weapnry to kill his foes. Rememver in Rambo 1 when all he had was his knfe.

Wait... are you insinuating snake needs high tech weapons? Man... Snake is all about the low tech. CQC and hiding in a box. I go through the game unseen and choking people out, or slamming their head into the ground. Also,Snake has destroyed MANY Metal Gears. Where as Rambo never had to deal with something so ominous. Snake is the man.

[Lucandrake]

Rambo had to deal with a pack of green berets, surely those are X10 tougher then Metal Sh!ts!

 

Men who am I kidding, Snake is an anime character, assuming all anime rules apply his scream > Rambo hence Snak-e winning any battle.

[Inky]

in close combat, mano e mano rambo would turn solid snake inside out through his ass

[Gryph]

John Rambo would rip Solid Snake's throat out and spit out a cool line. Solid Snake will be a faggot and moan to himself before giving a soliloquy on the dangers of the military industrial complex and bunnies.

[Agozer]

METAL GEAR!?

[Mooney]

Snake can kill dogs with his sweat.

[Inky]

rambo ate dogs in Nam.... raw.

[Krosigrim]

Rambo's (Stallone's) mom reads peoples fortunes through their ass.

That's right, Jacqueline Stallone is the mother of Sly Stallone and she has the mystical powers of reading your future based on an imprint of your ass. In the past, this nutjob has also claimed to be able to talk with your dogs over the phone as well.

 

Here is the proof. DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT GIVE THIS CHICK YOUR BUSINESS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!!! This just validates my claim to those who don't believe...

 

Rumpology... I couldn't even make this sh!t up...

 

Look, I know Rambo is NOT Stallone... but still...

Edited September 26, 2008 by Belthasar

[Skythe]

 

I win.