I got this smell stuck in my nose!

[Mooney]

Is GameCop gonna die?

[Devia Eleven]

Try going to sleep.

[Shoma]

FOOLS!

Its such a simple solution!

Take a good grip of your money out the bank, take a trip to France! France has tons of different smells, but here's the bloody thing....it all smells good!

Where do you think all the latest perfumes come from?! Italy!? How dare you!?

Just walk around! buy some cheese! Eat the cheese! SLOWLY!

Then when you get back home smell your carpet! Smell your walls! For your home is where you have sheded ur personal scent every single stinking day!!!!! FOr your nose is sad and heartbroken! For your nose has lost it's groove! SO you have re-introduce it to its babay! Where the good gets gooder! ANd then after your nose get's its groove back!!!!

Smell some onions and force the last remnants of smell out through tears!

(not breathing works too)

YOSHA!!!!!!

Edited October 20, 2007 by Shoma

[Thaggomizer]

You have nasal aids.

[Jitway]

If it was pig farmers you just have to wait soon the smell well leave. There is nothing worse then pig smell. It will last for weeks I know.

[Krosigrim]

Alright. Sorry I didn't get back to you as soon as I said I would. I couldn't edit my file, it was read only. Zone Alarm and all.

 

OK.

 

I spoke to my Mom and a few people.... Here goes....

My Mom thought the symptoms sounded familiar, and looked into it for me. Later that day, She told me about a condition she researched. I don't know, your symptoms seem to be similar to this affliction.

 

Found on Healthline.com. under the searching prefix "Smell disorder"

 

Dysosmia is a distorted sense of smell. A person senses non-existent unpleasant odors.

 

It can be caused by medical and mental conditions. Infected nasal sinuses and damage to the olfactory bulbs can cause dysosmia, the distorted sense of smell. Head trauma can cause this disorder. In addition, brain-stem disease can cause smelling disorders. An epileptic seizure can include olfactory hallucinations. When the condition is caused by a medical condition such as allergies or a viral infection, a person may notice that the olfactory sense is impaired during that condition. If the smelling disorder continues after the person is well, an appointment should be made with a primarily health care provider.

 

Diagnosis of smelling disorders begins with a health assessment to determine the cause of the olfactory impairment. The patient's primary care doctor will ask if the patient has a cold, allergies, sinusitis, or an upper respiratory infection.

Unfortunately, full checkups are not likely covered by typical health insurance, at least not fully. Secondly, I hope to hell you didn't contract some kinda disease.

 

Now, this is what I could find on the net about it. BUT... I have further insight. Just the other night, My buddy was over, and I was showing him the new Bionic Commando Trailer. He was playing around with my can of Dust Remover. This stuff has a bittering agent to help discourage inhalant abuse. He held the crap upside down sprayed just alittle, talking about freezing a penny. That bastard contaminated the room with this bitter taste. My girlfriend was first affected, she kept on talking crap. <--(auto edit?) I told her he was sorry, as he kept saying over and over, and to just drop it. Well wouldn't you know it, next thing you know I tasted it too. It was horrible, and to top it off, like 10 min later, We went outside to have a smoke, and I still tasted it OVER my cigarette! It was VERY potent, very bitter. And mind you he only sprayed a tiny amount, that wasn't directed directly at me. (but at my girlfriend) I instantly thought of you. I thought it was ironic.

 

I don't think it's a stretch at all to think this may be a pesticide or whatever kind of chemical, that farms often use. But perhaps something else is going on too. Like, are you taking any medication? Or were you sick when this happened? Because I had Pneumonia or bronchitis for a few months, and for the longest time, I smelled this stale as hell odor that never ceased till well after my sickness left me. Oh... it was quite annoying, so I can imagine that, plus the propane (earlier comment) and the bittering agent combined, all together, would be maddening!

 

Whatever the case, I'd make a decision soon. If it is some crazy chemical that has contaminated you, Perhaps somehow, purge it??? Like some nasty herbal tea and lots of vegetables and fruits. Drink alot of water and NO SODA! And if that doesn't work... I don't know, squirt vinegar up your nose so far it goes down your throat and blow it out as hard as you can. Then stuff your nostrils with pop rocks and hit your nose with a mallet. (remove paper and rocky bits) Then Snort powered salt and chew on some garlic. Oh, BTW... I AM NOT A DOCTOR!!!! I think Gryph should know better that I.

 

So yea, I'd eat the costs and go to a doctor, from how you described it, this is crazy ass ((CRAP))

[Ahmad89]

Not through the nose dumboes.

 

GC IS GOING TO DIE WHAT. Well,...... shot gun (if you guys know what i mean).

[Shibathedog]

yeah that sounds pretty bad, ive never even heard of having the same smell in your nose for more than a day (or at least untill you washed your nose out)

 

maybe they where spraying for something and it got in your car somehow, I don't think simply smelling something like chickens/chicken crap would do this.

[Krosigrim]

maybe they where spraying for something and it got in your car somehow, I don't think simply smelling something like chickens/chicken crap would do this.

Exactly....... It only makes sense

[Bambi]

I'm surrounded by farms and I've never had a bad smell stay in my nose...wierd

[fumanchu]

ive got a chicken farm about half a mile from my house!

in the summertime the stink is unbearable its a clucking nightmare!

[Ahmad89]

I'm surrounded by farms and I've never had a bad smell stay in my nose...wierd

Used to it maybe.

 

Theres nothing better then living next to a farm........for a couple of weeks, just to kid that natural feeling.

[Reaper man]

Where do you think all the latest perfumes come from?! Italy!? How dare you!?

 

HEY! I'm Italian you insensitive clod >

[Shibathedog]

Don't be a douche, So am I and I don't care.

 

I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic anyway with that entire paragraph.

[Reaper man]

Don't be a douche, So am I and I don't care.

 

I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic anyway with that entire paragraph.

 

I was kidding as well ;p