BlackKnight Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Never seen a topic like this here, so why not? Post those nonsensical things you've heard said, whether they're down to shoddy localisations or just plain bad writing altogether. I'll start off, and probably steal some of the best ones Mortal Kombat Annihilation Kitana - Mother, you're alive!Sindel - Too bad you... ...shall die! Rayden - It's the new look! What's the deal with your arms?Jax - Man I known you one minute, and you dissin' me already?Rayden - (Dead pan) I mean no disrespect. Shao Kahn - Did you make them beg for their lives before you destroyed them????!?!?!Rain - (Robot voice) But master, I thought....Shao Kahn - (Suddenly really pissed off) I have no use for excuses!!!!! Scorpion - Succkckkkkeeeerrrssss!!! Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Richter - Tribute?? You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!Dracula - Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. (Emphasis on 'all')Richter - Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a saviour such as you!Dracula - What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! Lisa - Pity the humans, for theirs is a hard lot. Dead or Alive 2 Ein - Good vibration! Ayane - I'm not sweet! Bass - Won't have any mercy, even for a woman! Silent Hill Harry - Radio. What's going on with that radio. Kaufmann - Hah. You're easy. Dahlia - It was fortold by gyromancy! (Wtf) Street Fighter: The Movie Bison - Dee Jay, has the A.N. deposited the twenty billion dollars in my Swiss bank?Dee Jay - Hell no, General! Guile - I'm only half dead.Cammy - And Bison?Guile - All dead. Bison - For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday. Officer - Colonel, have you lost your mind?Guile - No- you've lost your balls. Bison - All I wanted to do was create the perfect genetic soldier. Not for power. Not for evil. But for good! Carlos Blanka will be the first of many- they shall march out of my laboratory and sweep away every adversary, every creed, every nation, until the very planet is in the loving grip of the pax; Bisonica. Where peace shall reign, and all humanity will bow to me in humble gratitude. Guile - What is that, T.Hawk?T.Hawk - It's cherokee, sign of my tribe. It brings me luck in battle.Guile - Hope you brought enough for the both of us. Zangief - Quick, change the channel! Guile - Are you man enough to fight with me?Bison - All who oppose me will be destroyed! Final Fantasy VII Cloud - Let's mosey! Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 Romanov - We Romanovs have our legacy to consider.Dugan - I don't give a wooden nickel about your legacy! Romanov - They have turtle in children's film- it teaches them to fear Soviet Union. Little turtle sees big Russian missiles coming. And he ducks. And covers. Duck, cover, hahahahahaha. Carville - You look deader than a Texas armadillo. Romanov - He is war hero, he needs his rest. Romanov - (Totally fake) No, General Vladimir!! ...and of course the classics; Ryu - You must beat Sheng Long to stand a chance. (Most ambiguous line ever) and Shang Tsung - Your soul is mine! (Coolest line ever) Anyway that's all I can think of at the moment. What have you guys got? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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