Uwe Boll should stop making movies.

[Wizard]

Even his website thinks the same. Now discuss his monstrosities such of House of the Dead and how muched all his other work will/has suck(+ed).

 

Oh yeah, he pretty muched butchered Bloodryane. I saw a preview and god damn, first thing that came into my mind was. WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO YOU BASTARD!!!111

[Gryph]

Well I haven't seen his movies but I've seen enough and heard enough to hate them and hate everyone who even somewhat enjoy his movies. It's because of those sorry flocks that he is still given projects to direct. He butchered up one of my great childhood memories, ALONE IN THE DARK!!!!

 

He's making the Far Cry movie and the first thing that came to my head when I read that was "Even Far Cry doesn't deserve this!"

 

I love "his site" though, it speaks the truth.

[Wizard]

I was crying when I saw Alone In The Dark. So much shattered dreams and hopes of the movie being actually good.

[PLasticSlug]

Even the screen shots for crying-out-loud look like $hit for alone in the dark...

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/photos.php

[Inky]

I held no hope for any of these movies anyways........

[NeoMaster]

I never heard of this guy. He made BloodRyane the game?

Edited February 3, 2005 by NeoMaster

[Wizard]

I never heard of this guy. He made BloodRyane the game?

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No, he's making the movie.

 

The movie right now. Looks like crap.

 

http://www.bereitsgesehen.de/tmr/specs/bloodraynetrailer.mpg

 

is the trailer.

[Agozer]

I really thought of making a similar thread when me and my friend basked Boll's lack of "talent" over in ICQ.

 

Seriously, FarCry? Alone in the Dark? (Tara Reid can't act, why doesn't she understand that) Hunter: The Reckoning? WTF is Boll thinking?

 

Furthermore, Ben Kingsley in BloodRayne? Where does Boll get his cast anyway?

Edited February 3, 2005 by Agozer

[NeoMaster]

I really thought of making a similar thread when me and my friend basked Boll's lack of "talent" over in ICQ.

 

Seriously, FarCry? Alone in the Dark? (Tara Reid can't act, why doesn't she understand that) Hunter: The Reckoning? WTF is Boll thinking?

 

Furthermore, Ben Kingsley in BloodRayne? Where does Boll get his cast anyway?

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He picks names out of a hat. Unfortunately the hat consists of Razzie award winners.

Edited February 3, 2005 by NeoMaster

[Daeval]

Michelle Rodriguez is kind of hot, but I can't imagine that would make up for the tragedy that Bloodrayne looks to be. That said, I can't imagine anything based on that "franchise" being anything but trash with boobs. Ironically, the girl cast as the main character is rather ugly.

 

Interesting find at IMDB though, Michelle Rodriguez has done voices for a number of video games, including Resident Evil and Halo 2.

[Wizard]

She was whats her face in Halo 2. The capt's daughter i think.

[Madi]

michelle rodriguez ( no relation sadly lol ) played a marine in the level Metroplis , i dont think she was the capt daughter

 

house of the dead was so horrible , IN GAME FOOTAGE! and random people all of sudden having guns , and the captin having no expression when the zombies appear "look zombies im gonna pull out my shotgun and shoot em like that one video game" and i also didnt know zombies could use so many trampolines lmao

[Chaotica]

Boll thinks the Bloodrayne movie is going to be succesful because there is going to be lesbian sex in it.

 

I sincerely think something is wrong with him. I haven't seen any of his movies, but I have heard they are awful. The whole world is telling him that his movies are bad, but he refuses to believe. What gives?

 

And it's a crying shame he is going to wreck Far Cry.

 

If he gets his hands on rights to make any movies out of QUAKE, DOOM, DIABLO, STARCRAFT or PLANESCAPE: TORMENT, I will personally assassinate him.

[NeoMaster]

Boll thinks the Bloodrayne movie is going to be succesful because there is going to be lesbian sex in it.

 

I sincerely think something is wrong with him. I haven't seen any of his movies, but I have heard they are awful. The whole world is telling him that his movies are bad, but he refuses to believe. What gives?

 

And it's a crying shame he is going to wreck Far Cry.

 

If he gets his hands on rights to make any movies out of QUAKE, DOOM, DIABLO, STARCRAFT or PLANESCAPE: TORMENT, I will personally assassinate him.

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Really? Lesbian?!! I'm preordering the DVD this second!

[Daeval]

Boll thinks the Bloodrayne movie is going to be succesful because there is going to be lesbian sex in it.

 

I sincerely think something is wrong with him. I haven't seen any of his movies, but I have heard they are awful. The whole world is telling him that his movies are bad, but he refuses to believe. What gives?

 

And it's a crying shame he is going to wreck Far Cry.

 

If he gets his hands on rights to make any movies out of QUAKE, DOOM, DIABLO, STARCRAFT or PLANESCAPE: TORMENT, I will personally assassinate him.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

They won't, because the property is dead as far as the owners (Wizards of the Coast) are concerned, but if they ever gave anything with the word "Planescape" in it to this man, I would personally ensure that heads would roll.

 

On the one hand, I can't feel too bad about Far Cry because, as it is, it's really set up to be a crappy just-for-fun action movie, maybe starring a younger Kurt Russel. On the other hand, I'm sure this guy could make even THAT too stupid to bear watching.