1Emu Freestyle 101

[Mag]

Yeeauh guess who's back with a new thread of flow

lets get this thread battling from post to post

Comin yall stick with this

this is the new style that will make you piss

maggy is down with a new twist

so fock all of yall if yer not into rhymes

sit yo a$$ in the corner so you can cry

 

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[Cominus]

Ey yo, we recording?

It's panzerous, and when I stanzerous

it's spamzerous

I eat a fat flock or birds and swallow then whole

what up muh nikka!

[Weirdy]

big blimpin' eating cheese, he be, big blimpin' at foster freeze! he be! big blimpin' at the KFC! he's just that jiggly man bouncing around your tv screen!

 

 

idk, I just memmer that when some friends and I made that up in the 8th grade

[Gryph]

Now this is the story all about how,

My life got flipped, turned upside down,

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

 

In West Philadelphia I was born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,

And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.

 

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,

Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,

And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

 

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,

The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.

If anything I could say that this cat was rare,

But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

 

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,

and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

 

 

 

Yes, I came up with that all by myself.

I don't need no help because I stay fresh.

Now I'm going to go listen to some John Tesh.

 

I suck at this.

Edited January 1, 2005 by GryphonKlaw

[Cominus]

Now this is the story all about how,

My life got flipped, turned upside down,

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.

 

In West Philadelphia I was born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days.

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin all cool,

And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.

 

When a couple of guys who were up to no good,

Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood.

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared,

And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air."

 

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near,

The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.

If anything I could say that this cat was rare,

But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air."

 

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight,

and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later."

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there,

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

 

 

 

Yes, I came up with that all by myself.

I don't need no help because I stay fresh.

Now I'm going to go listen to some John Tesh.

 

I suck at this.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

Wow fresh prince from bel air, you're good.

[Agozer]

This thread is so *beep*.

Words fall in place like snow too.

Haiku madness, foo'.

[ForceX]

You better recognize the Force is back

and he's bringing the mach attack to kick yo ass...

you can run but you cannot hide but you can try

but you would be committing suicide!!!!

Edited January 2, 2005 by ForceX

[Mag]

the top sheeit from the C.A

kickin yo ass back to Y.M.C.A

yo the sheit doesn't even bother with emulation

gang-banging in Direct connect with masturbation

i been killin and chillin on the day in the hub

the place is the sheit compare to a damn pub

man wasting all this time just opping and moderating

I could of resume from my previous whore posting

and this fockin drug has get my head all fillin

now that I'm off that sheeit and back in traction

yeah the niggah is back in 1emulation

[AndymaN]

Man this thread is horrible, nothing but rhymin/

in real life you guys are actually just typin/

im like a mime, i can fake ya'll out/

we gonna be brawlin like its a final bout/

i get slapped with a trout on IRC/

but they just jealous because they can't be me/

I quit this rhymin game long ago/

keep this thread up with your mothafuxen flows!

[Mag]

Man this thread is horrible, nothing but rhymin/

in real life you guys are actually just typin/

im like a mime, i can fake ya'll out/

we gonna be brawlin like its a final bout/

i get slapped with a trout on IRC/

but they just jealous because they can't be me/

I quit this rhymin game long ago/

keep this thread up with your mothafuxen flows!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

 

niggah whatcha problem dawg you can just shut the fock up

lock yourself in position before you get yo ass focked

and you can go back to M.C

because you sock dick like all others in IRC

[AndymaN]

Why are you dissin foe?

can't stand this heat little ho?

my flows are eating you up like embers

everyone falls to the floor when you enter

its because you stink at what you do

watching the matrix and thinkin you know kung fu

eating your burgers and laughing away

i bet you can't get off your computer for more than a day

tryin to be tight and sayin nig

im tired of this, thanks for the sig.

[ForceX]

AndymaN theres no need to be hating or regulating

just because your jealous of my skillz on the M.I.C

I don't want to brag but yo mamma was all over my

shaft last night like it was candy. Now run back to your

I.R.C before I biatch slap your redneck ass back to

last century!!!

Edited January 2, 2005 by ForceX

[Wizard]

Man this thread is horrible, nothing but rhymin/

in real life you guys are actually just typin/

im like a mime, i can fake ya'll out/

we gonna be brawlin like its a final bout/

i get slapped with a trout on IRC/

but they just jealous because they can't be me/

I quit this rhymin game long ago/

keep this thread up with your mothafuxen flows!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

<k`dash jam>Naaaaawwwwwwwwwwwo would be the time i'd talk this sheit down

Ay Ar Cee just a place to coo down

We like da mother fuccas just gettin' high

Just talkin', chillin', and the occasionallin trout slappin'

As this em cee brings these poor rhymes to style of the free

Imma break it to ya punk like Muhammad Ali

Movin', slidin', criss-crossin like I was Cassius

Dis thread is all about the freedom of the expression

Move along punk if ya know what I mean

You can't be seen like the shadow fox of stylin'

Lay this all down like the K-K-K burnin' crosses

Its all just typin in the end.

 

Kay to the Double-YU IZZAY YO.

 

 

</k`dash jam>

Alrite, thats gonna be a long time till I think of some random crap that works.

[ForceX]

The Force is serious,

and he gets furious and dilerious

and everybody's curious.

Wanna know where he's from and know who is he.

You don't know an damn thing, but he gets busy.

The entertainer, and hes now on the stage

and it dont matter if your in the ring or trapped in a cage.

What he looks like, you're all dying to see,

But guess what? Looks like a winner to me.

[ForceX]

Wrestling is poetry in motion

non stop action...the day time

drama show...they go blow for blow

the most electificing show...now stop

the hating and enjoy the jam packed

action....

Edited January 2, 2005 by ForceX