If you annoyed the hell out of millions of people, who would be the suspect? FULL STORY -> http://loonov.com/russian-viagra-and-male organ-enlargement-spammer-murdered.htm (you will have to change "male organ" to "peni*" due to the word filter kicking in) Good riddance to bad rubbish is what I say.
Maybe I should visit the arcades that are somewhat near me. There used to be one at Macarthur Square, and according to the web, there's one a bit closer, at Leumeah. I'll have to check them out...
The only "perfect" emulator is bsnes, but that will never run on a DS. So, you can use snesDS http://www.cs.utah.edu/~tew/snesDS/ or SnezziDS http://www.forwardcoding.com/projects/snezzids/snezzids.html