SuperSoaka420

i was talkin to my girl one day and she said that most guys shes been with had hairy asses. is that even possible? ive seen movies with asses all over the place and ive never seen any guy with even a single hair on his ass. you guys got a hairy ass? i got hair on my legs but i got almost nothing on my cheecks. i hope you guys dont shave your ass cheeks. growing stubble on the ass cheeks is not going to be good. and waxing must be painful if you do that.

u guys on crack or somethin? this place hasnt changed. i see all the same faces.

put a disc in it. are you depressed don?

the first time i got drunk was a near death experience. i almost died right there. i went to this party and this motherflocka wanted to play a game of shots. i was young so i didnt know what i was doing. we both got drunk out of our minds and i was throwing up all over the place. nobody won but i got to hang out with the hottest chick in school. it was one of the greatest day in my life. i didnt have a car but i did have a bike and i maybe fell off about twenty times. until finally i fell at an intersection. a car ran over the tire on my bike and sped off. i had to walk home and i felt like crap. i later found out i dreamed that i was with the pretty girl. damn booz i swear it can kill ya.

i will pray for you and for my dong tonight. hopefully both will get better. sorry i must put you in the same group as my dong but i only pray for so much. i will stand by you and we will talk together and get you that job. have you thought about being a jiggalo? you see that movie with richard gere? how about male modeling? you can try being a professional body builder?

i think the wii is the best. it tells people what the 21st century is about. you know how many videos ive seen with girls and their titties and booty bouncing on that wii fit? its the greatest invention made by the japanese. its unfortunate that japanese women dont have as big boobs as the blacks and whites. or do they? maybe i need to get some more of them. but id still hit it. the 360 is good crap too. ive been playing so much halo that im seeing halos. gears of war is even better. i play with t-smallz and we go all night. ps3 is fun but i only like blu-ray. is there going to be blu-ray porn? whats takin them so long? does sony not want to allow it? ive been doing some reading.

gay karaoke game? what happened to the lesbian karaoke game. i would like to participate in that. this is discrimination.

the 21 first century is the best damn century. women are sexually deprived animals and i am the lion who will please them all. enough sex talk. how about the music? we got the best rap ever. the heck with 2pac he was good but he was not great. overrated. the only thing i dont like is all these boys dressed like they got wedgies at the mall. stupid blink 343 punk crap. and movies, did you see iron man? that crap was wicked. they make iron man in the 90s and his suit would look like playdo. and games, you play that new game for playstation? you got an old fart smoking ciggs during loading screen? you dont have that in the 90s. we got it all. i got friends too.

flock college. be like me and you can pimp it out with the babes. after this vasectomy there will be no stopping the supersoaka. i dont have to worry about makin any babies like they said in sex ed. flock that. i can have sex with all the women and the booties will be all mine. who reads books these days? if i had to go to college, id make a major. it would be the pusssy major. whats that called? thatd be the best damn major. get to work with pusssys. ill have a sign in my office that i can only work on women who are 20-30 years of age. be greatest day of my life. although i dont want to see no diseased crap, you know what im saying? and i got to help them so i got to tell my dong to hold tight until i get home. what the flock is an IT boy? i told you, you want to be a boy you go for the girls. screw college. all that studying. youll get pusssy by the time your 30 or forced pusssy from your parents. the hell wit that.

he needed to check my bladder first so it hink thats why i got the burnin. then he did the vasectomy. i was out of it. i had some tequila the night before since i was flocking scared. my father which i dont like to talk about argued with me sayin that i no longer will have the family jewels. i was an only child so it really hurt when he said that.

reminds me when me and my buddy t-smallz once dried farting near a candle. no matter wha, i could not get the flame out until i was ready to blow a load on the table. t-smallz did it the first time. one fart and he was able to blow the candle out. why?

i have not had any pusssy action in two weeks now. been stuck in my room with a fan and i cant stop sweating. i dont know why i let my girl talk me into getting any vasectomy. god knows how many mini supersoaks are running around. i am forgiven for my sins. i had to sell a lot of my bling bling for that motherflocking hor. it burns when i want to piss like somebody stuck a needle in there. can it get even badder? i got all these bookmarks to the best porno sites and theyr teasing me with some delicious tits. i cant taste them without my dong having a heart attack. the doc says i got to wait another 2 weeks before i can get any action. i think he flocked up the surgery. i cant even move my ass from this chair without limping. my dong is broken. if your woman said to you to have a vasectomy would you listen to her and do it? i think i made the worst mistake in my life.

WHAT THE FLOCK? MOTHERFLOCKA YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN ME. sorry dude, but if my math is right, thats 7 hours. my buddy t-smallz has 8 hours as his record, but holy flock, i only was able to hit 6 hours in my life. i thought i was good in bed but you got to TELL ME how you were able to go that long without maxing out. please tell me the goods man. Haha well it was not 7 hours straight, she asked for a few breaks. Um sometimes I have trouble finishing to be honest, I get to worried about pleasuring the girl and focus to much on them sometimes. Not always the case though, sometimes I can finish in an hour or two, depends on how talented the girl is. nothing to be worried about. if anything, just ask the girl if shes having a good time or not. tell me about the talents your girls have? most of my girls have no talents in bed and im doing all the work. all they can do is put their hands on my bed rail and jump and down to the beat of my 70's soul music playing on my sony boombox.

if i saw that motherflocking illegal immigrant ... i would have tied his legs to my car and drove him for a mile. these kind of people dont give a flying flock about us. who do they think they are? at least follow the laws in our flocking country if you want to be here. i got no problem with illegal immigrants, but they got to at least respect the innocent people that made the country what it is. once the cop told me he didnt have a license or registration, i would have been all over his ass. they would have needed an entire police batallion to keep me from punching the guy out. of course, i would be in church the next day asking for forgiveness. remember dudes, my buddy t-smallz taught me most of the stuff i know in life and what goes around comes around.

WHAT THE FLOCK? MOTHERFLOCKA YOU GOT TO BE KIDDIN ME. sorry dude, but if my math is right, thats 7 hours. my buddy t-smallz has 8 hours as his record, but holy flock, i only was able to hit 6 hours in my life. i thought i was good in bed but you got to TELL ME how you were able to go that long without maxing out. please tell me the goods man.

ill try buddy. the bills pile up so i had to disconnect my internet. but i paid it again and decided to check my bookmarks today. you say you can go long, but how you long really talking abou? I would say that I always make the girl finish at least twice before I do. A lot of the times they can't hang with me and give up before I am finished . One time me and my ex had sex virtually all night outside of my house in her car. It was awesome. Well until your internet disconnects try to stick around and post as often as you can. ill stay as long as i can. im impressed. i didnt even think the people here were able to let the girl finish. you got the skills boy. but you didnt answer my question, whats the longest in hours you ever gone with your girl?

ill try buddy. the bills pile up so i had to disconnect my internet. but i paid it again and decided to check my bookmarks today. you say you can go long, but how you long really talking abou?

i dont think ill ever stop wanging. ive been wanging since i was a little guy and the pleasure i bring to myself not only brings me my sanity but my infamy with the ladies. you know what they say, wanging before sex helps you go wayyy longa. its true. i wang it about 5 times a week. i like doing it in the shower, free willy all the way baby yeah. i dont know how you guys wang it on the toilet. i never understood it. i try not to wang it to porno cause that only ruins my limbido with the ladies in bed. i got the pictures of these sick porno women popping in my head and it doesnt let me focus and do my job, know what im sayin? how many times do you guys wang it a week? you guys wang it to playboy or hardcore porno? its okay if you wang it to playgirl, i got no problem wit that (just not my thing). i use to have a yearly subcription to playboy back in the days before i had internet. i just dont understand how you guys can wang it to other guys sticking their dong in the woman. i just cant stand that. thats why if i look at porno, i stick with lesbians. i dont want to see some other guys dong. plus if his is bigger than mine, ill lose my mind. its good to be back in this place. im going to need your help to buy me an aracde cabinet soon.

hello my friends. it has been a long time since i last posted here. i was in a legal battle with my last divorce and lets just say i lost a lot of bling bling. damn these motherflocking hoes who have sex with lawyers. i flocking dont believe that she had a case. ive never heard so much crap in my life in that courtroom. i just had about 3 hours of sex with my new gal, Tika today. you guys are probably wondering how i managed to go 3 hrs long? if any of you have seen that auston powers movie, you know what im sayin. yeah, the pumper, becareful with that crap though, pump too much and youll blow the blood out of your dong. i actually hid the device from her. after the first hour of flowing my motion in her booty (talkin bout the pusssy here), i told her that i needed to take a piss. i went into the bathroom and pumped my dong up for another 2 hours. after that i told her my dong needed a break. she kept wanging my dong and i had to eventually push her off the bed. thankfully tika doesnt scream like that last hot asian i was with. my ears really couldnt take it anymore. my gal tika has a huge booty and her boobies are small. tika is sooo fine. im blessed. god i love that mix. only problem is that her boobies dont slap my face as she starts hopping up and down on me. i can live wit tat doh. so how long can you guys go in bed? im not a selfish guy and it really turns me on when women dig my dong and if they aint having fun then im wasting my time. know what im sayin? give and get yo!

you are right fatal rose and thank you for backing me up again. i think you are the only here who understands me. i should not judge people to hell and i have admitted that my sins of outside sex. but as mammals, is the womans vaginna not enough for you? why must you stick it in their poo hole? is it necessary? do you feel anymore arousement? do you want to destroy the womans anus for the rest of her life? does the smell of poo poo give make your dong happy? i do not understand. please explain it to me. why? why? why? i want an explanation. the one time i did it, i felt no different sticking it in either holes. holes are holes. let everyone in this thread be forgiven of their sins.

why do you guys thinking im joking? i already said im not. my bro told me to cool off so i dont snap and i guess get banned. i like this place and the read the lounge a lot. so im trying to be nice. and fatal rose, as much as i love you man, if you like sticking your dong in the woman's poo hole and you believe in jesus like me, then you will goto hell. that is the way it is, no matter how nice you are. if you dont believe in jesus, thats your problem. and i dont care what you do with your life. but if you do believe in the lord almighty, forgive your sins now and dont do it anymore. thats the best you can do. thank you for reading.

yo yo, why da motherflock wouldnt i be serious? i am 100% serious. i am serious. if you cant handle dat then you got some problems. if you guys dont give good advice, i will, cause ive gone through all the crap. like it or not, if you want to stick it in a womans poo hole, your going to go motherflocking hell.

i agree. even with all the chicks ive flocked, ive only done it once anal, and that was before i found jesus. to this day, i am ashamed at myself and the stupid hoe kept askeing for it. unless youre gay man there is no reason for you to stick your dongy in a girls poo poo hole. a) your peniis or condom is going to be covered in their crap you might rip their poo hole and crap will come out as they walk for the rest of their life c) you must love the smell of crap coming out of ass as you stick it in her. do any of you believe in JESUS? if you believe in jesus, then youre committing a sin and will go to hell. i read the bible and jesus told us that anal sex is a sin and if you want to be a crazy believer, oral sex is a sin too. why? you cant make babies if youre sticking it in her poo hole. whenever i do oral sex with my gals, i ask the dear lord to forgive me for my sins. so if you like sticking it her poo hole, then you must be gay. and if youre gay, then im sure jesus will forgive you. god gave women a vaginna so you dont have to stick it in their poo hole. shame on you people. and i thought i could learn something here. oh and if you like doing anal sex you probably have a small wang as well. i guess you cant pleasure the womans vaginna? very sad. You know, sex before marriage is considered a sin, too. Looks like you're gonna burn. :3 i was married once but your right that i had sex before marriage. i was 16. i have asked jesus for forgiveness.

i agree. even with all the chicks ive flocked, ive only done it once anal, and that was before i found jesus. to this day, i am ashamed at myself and the stupid hoe kept askeing for it. unless youre gay man there is no reason for you to stick your dongy in a girls poo poo hole. a) your peniis or condom is going to be covered in their crap you might rip their poo hole and crap will come out as they walk for the rest of their life c) you must love the smell of crap coming out of ass as you stick it in her. do any of you believe in JESUS? if you believe in jesus, then youre committing a sin and will go to hell. i read the bible and jesus told us that anal sex is a sin and if you want to be a crazy believer, oral sex is a sin too. why? you cant make babies if youre sticking it in her poo hole. whenever i do oral sex with my gals, i ask the dear lord to forgive me for my sins. so if you like sticking it her poo hole, then you must be gay. and if youre gay, then im sure jesus will forgive you. god gave women a vaginna so you dont have to stick it in their poo hole. shame on you people. and i thought i could learn something here. oh and if you like doing anal sex you probably have a small wang as well. i guess you cant pleasure the womans vaginna? very sad.

hahahahahah oh man that was hilarious. Anyway what other girl problems do you have supasoaka? well, i got this other girl, her name is rachel. she is a bit fat though, im not really into big mamas. she has a huge tattoo on her ass though, its a dragon. what the flock is up with these girls? i dont want to stare at some dragon when im stickin my wang in their booty? this dragon has flames coming out of its mouth and crap, it flocking scares the hell out of me. im afraid it might eat or burn my wang yes, i read the bible. i sing in the quire at our church. thanks for the picture of the condom with the telephone wire. im going to set it as my bros wallpaper. he'll love it.