emsley

Inky still aint seen your mugshot so how about it? Skythe you got enough weight to turn in to some muscle for sure, i wish i could put a stone or two on!

I truly hope that happens I truly do. I know a lot of good mums who will get there working tax credits taken from them if these chumps get in power, one thing is for sure that lib dem twat can kiss my ass for letting CONs get in power, fucking tool. I almost voted for them in the big election only to observe he sides with those cunts. (I would of been very annoyed) Brown got the worst recession on record, i cant say i ever liked the guy cause he was all "figures" heavy. In my locals I voted BNP NEVER FORGIVE CONSERVATIVES FOR THE THATCHER AREA!

Just to let you all know that CON-servatives got in power. I Herby remove my own citizenship and anything this country does from now on. I hope we riot.

Wow! Cheers Clive that is just what i have been looking for! Portugal here I come!

Hi Clive parker I prefer... Oh shit!!!

Echo its a bot.

Skythe made me sexually confused for a moment.

If i see a terminator asking for change Ill be sure to chuck him a buck and watch the show.

Im over at crows nest for the weekend ice. Get some of this city stress off my back. Go tomorrow night, then im back again for a week 3 weeks after.

If you know a douche, and you have been done wrong, and if nobody can help you maybe you could hire emsley. Dun dun dun duuun dun dun dun dun dun!!!!! Fuck em!!

I think they are pretty good. Man I wish I could draw wicked bad like that.

Recently I was thinking about stuff, and with my head becoming clear I have had a slightly different view on things going on in my life. Anyway Im lied on my sofa today and I was just super tired. I had my window open and I heard an old familiar voice, it was my ex girl, and it automatically pissed me off. I was already in a shitty mood today when that sealed the deal, i came round and went outside to have a smoke and a tea and to see if I could spot that bitch. She came walking back down the street with her "gay" friend and for whatever reason I just couldn't hold my tongue. I blatantly called her a slut and waited for her reaction, then I taunted her over her baby she tried to fob off on me, my friend came out and heard all the stuff I was saying and i could see him laughing. I fucking hosed her man. retreating after a job well done the stupid bitch and her gay friend come back up the street and I just thought "wtf is wrong with these people?" I stuck my head out of my window and Yelled "Are you fucking morons with a combined IQ of 45?" then gay guy fronted me "Why Dont you leave her alone!" HA! It just flew out of my mouth: Fuck of faggot before I knock your teeth down your neck!! Then He nearly fell on his ass, and I looked her dead in the eyes and said "and you fucking whore Ill shove that phone up your ass and if you think your getting away with it cause you're a woman ill come down there and rip your fucking head clean off." At this moment I ran to my door ready to verbally assault further (i fucking flipped) but the fucking door was locked and I forgot my key upstairs I ran back up to get it by the time I found the key they had walked off pretty fast. I felt pretty good about all this. Hey sometimes they say "forget" well i say every now and then its fine to "remind." i tried to think if what I did was bad, but I concluded that I had done my self proud for all the shit Id had off her. If you wanan bug someone real bad just remind them everytime you see them. It only take a minute of your time. next time she walks down my street im gonna plant a fucking water pistol in my hands and just fucking hose her. I felt so liberated today. :)

^ It was me.

One day... One day..

Lost planet two seems a little ill received. I did not have the patience for skate. I aint got shit to play at the moment.

Alan wake xbox only? Yanks get Read dead 3 days before anyone else, i foresee three days of pure torture.

One of the best xams's I ever had was when i got shadowrun on the Snes i was still a teenybopper.

I got to the last boss and quit playing, everything I remember about dead space was great. (although there is one section where you shoot asteroids that sucks a bit) Sometimes Id get that pumped during battle id stomp the shit out of the dead body's after. It needed to be slightly more generous though in the nano tech upgrades. The game was a tight cunt with upgrades! Quick video of game-play. Wooosh!

You'll never get this!!

The fucking tossers. I hope it gets the shit hacked out of it.

Your missing out on a great game ice.

A ping fucker appears!!!

If your over six foot you assume natural dominance in people you interact with. Not many people get to those lofty heights, height is especially favourable in attracting women. Im 5ft9 or 5ft10, the extra inch I get from shoes makes an insane difference. I dont actually feel inadequate with my height around taller guys, most guys I know are over six foot... To get a feel for this Try standing below someone's eye level who is shorter than you and feel the difference it immediately has over you

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wonder if i can order a subway and when they ask me that annoying question "extra cheese?" I put them in an eternal loop of asking the same question.