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emsley

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  1. They are going to kiss.
  2. When they invent stark trek transporters!
  3. Prawn cracker.
  4. I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothing... But thats man love right there and I think its sweet.
  5. Its free diving. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free-diving Or some form of static apnea.
  6. Jesus touched your pee pee.
  7. You got to be happy in your self before you bring a woman into the fold bit of a catch 22 though. Sometimes you go that long with any attention from a woman you get caught up in your ways. Over the weekend I met about 5 or 6 chicks and the only one I want to go walking in the park with and bye ice cream has currently rejected my advances method in the madness? I cant stress enough how happy you have to be inside for it to reflect on the out side. And the women do not effect your happiness if I miss one I miss one Thats her tough luck. Im loyal, and good for them. And I try to leave them better than I found them. Recently I have started scratching women with kids off my list. (this is from experience) Haing great friends is important, so important. Solid says "Just find someone's whios shit you can tolerate." Mostly true - but its not about tolerating that girl is it? Flaky habbits up front lead to flaky habits down the line,, but if you can accept heir faults you will be better off. I want to open this blonde chick I see but I Dont, I KNOW she is a party girl and has guys hanging off her arm, and from experience I Dont want that in my life, my next partner hopefully will be the one I have a few kids with so Im screening out all the dildo heads now.
  8. such as: Then put a wink and a X.
  9. Keep it in your ammo stash for future arguments
  10. I take happy pills, would reccomend them. Trying to understand women is a landmine of pain - why do you think the pick up community is constnalty raking money in? Because they have found a product that if you get hooked will always constantly evolve and raise more questions than answers. few early books by denagelo are pretty much bang on the buck though and I wont hear a bad word said about them, just Dont go further with his products. Young pretty girls: Mostly egotistical - bitchy - and I would say in some cases evil. (Infact a lot of the time) very rare you get a young sweetheart now. Older women - 25 to 30 - Normally pretty good , have some standards, will however be more attracted to a stable guy with finances. (at this age picking the right guy for babies is important) 30-35 Milf land. or any milf for that matter, women settle quickly after having a kid and are a lot more head strong in their partners they choose, you will get good standards from them. Adventure women - These gals like to get out there, try drugs, go to partys, sleep with the leader of the pack and have fun. Absolute useless ego smashers as girlfriend material. If its shiny, or shiner they follow it. Then blame you for been a boring twat. Normaly ends up with some normal guy that pays the bills and mows the lawn, but will always itch for the shiny lights. Miss desperate - Dont be tricked by her exterior - these chicks are normally pretty desperate a bit "emo" if you will. Will be hard work in the future. AKA debbie downer. Little miss pay my way: Worst of the worst! She constantly expects money and bigger better things, extremely self centred and very hard to communicate with (AKA manipulative) These chick are usually very pretty, they want to be treated like baby's by her sugar daddy. Princess syndrome for the rest of her life = lonely sad existence, pump another 600 bucks in to her to cheer her up for a week. The emotionally malnutritioned chick: I was molseted when i was young, I caught my boyfriend cheating, i had no father figure blah blah blah blah - Cheer up or shut up! Will poison any soul you have. The "I like mean guys but dont know why chick" : These chicks hang round with guys who are tough, like to state they are tough and will kick your ass. They dont last long - she is constantly overwhelmed by the danger buzz from these guys which substitutes attraction. But attraction fades and so she goes back to square one and ends up with another "He didnt mean to hit me!!!" guy. Idiots. Im extremely intelligent: These are ok - but the down side is they they think they are smarter than you, all the time. At a party her know how for metabolic rates wont help. How dare you try to have sex with me!? I like em loud and big: Zzzzzz. Yeah my steroids are in the post ill come back in a few weeks. If I can fit my head in the car after its got swole from hitting the weights. I get asked why I dont have a girl I say "becasue I haven't found the right one yet." And its true - I dont like to pick girls without good strong personality traits.
  11. Mmmm full English breakfast popped up in my mind then, pitty its a 25 minute walk to the best cafe in the area I live, there is one closer but they staff are snobish and I Dont care for their company or to give them my business.
  12. Heh I studied women's psychology for over three years now, poured over countless books learned "tricks of the trade." And not because i was some loser who couldn't get a girl but because it genuinely interested me. A couple of good points. 1. Women want what other women want. 2. Be happy, be your self and choose women wisely.
  13. Dunno if your showing the goods she must have some confidence until ryan hosed her down.
  14. What about that north Korean boat getting twatted, they found out it was south Korean marking on the torpedo.
  15. Sex solid he is on about sex. I hope to have sex this week.
  16. I gagged a little.
  17. Insta cure for retarded ejaculation.
  18. Ok. If anyone wants to see the video PM me.
  19. Too bad, here bomb fuck you!¬
  20. Sometimes it cramps up after a long day of flipping off old ladies and infants.
  21. removed you know why I miss my predator video.
  22. Hi babe ^ x x x
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