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emsley

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  1. Oh man dont mention good food. Hungry.
  2. Grim is my nemesis i must stop smoking and be more charming that guy has it going on.
  3. All yall guys are checking this out, but Dont be afraid to join it will be the most manliest thing you have done today! BROS BEFORE HOES!
  4. Epic shit man lol The guy who edited that has serious eye for detail.
  5. I just listened to the "single" due for realease early next month, think ill pass, it sounded like a horrible little nob called "Jonathan" had wrote a song. Korns previous shit was fucking A ball, but didn't dig the teaser.
  6. Ps: I'm not a queer or nothing,.
  7. Dude that's a hard one. But one I would be willing to attempt.
  8. Hahahah Im gonna read this a bit later after a few beers.
  9. Home sick big time man, been that far away might really kick the fuck out of you. I would climb up the walls if I couldnt see my family. What Id like to know is the job?? You only have to speak english? The first thing id learn to see is "Ill get this round in!" All in all if you got the guts to get on a plane for that long, touch down and acclimatise and put in some hours of work then I think its something one should do especially if he has no serious ties back home. (Id lose my house, my benefits etc) if your a young male working of his own back, no family ties, then FUCK YEAH! Id just be worried about naps, i like o rest if i get drained and can "flump" easily till im settled. Man going all that way on a 4 engine jumbo jet, epic shit man.
  10. The fonz shows his coolness and impartiality to the max.
  11. Why isnt there a movie about Jackie chan installing democracy in china single handedly? ;p When you are a foreigner in another country you have a HUGE advantages in attracting chicks. I mean its not even fair the list is amplified 100 times. Height is the most natrual of attraction switches something I dont have im not six foot 5.9 or something.... I wouldn't go in any hardcore Chinese bars if I was ryan. Guys subconsciously pick up on the "alpha" and they will hate you, Grim has excellent points and is somewhat versed in attraction.
  12. Screw that shit! Stout fucks me up big time. Yeah strongbow my buddy loves the stuff he can wake up and just crack one open hahaha
  13. My buddy sups cider in tins though, you got to be hardcore to drink cider all the time.
  14. Because they are gay?
  15. We know ryan! Just funny as fuck! hahaha
  16. I can easily imagine been stood in front of Ryan have a brief arguments over skittles when you just get jaw lined by a foot from a steep angle.
  17. No one has a cheeky cider?
  18. I reckon you can go a bit to be honest L.S.D./ Ryan should post a video of him threatening an old woman with a phantom kick to the head.
  19. Relax buddy I was only joking around. I love you a lot really.
  20. USA have the most fans in the world cup. facty wacty.
  21. Stout beer is bitter?
  22. better be a scene worth of jackie chan. x
  23. LEAVE PHILL EXILE LEAVE BE 4 THE ADMIN BANS YOU!!!!
  24. Woah, asking the fonz for pics ryan?
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