emsley

Only latent homosexuals Dont drink beer and everyone knows this. So show us what you gulp down the hatch to get your happy buzz on. Mine: 5% Volume! use to be 5.2% but the governments started getting gay over alcohol content and they reduced it slightly. I can sink 6 or seven in a sitting then I just pass out. Oh yeah my beer drinking has gotten better I now have days off through the week

Im over at the coast and only brought RDR with me And I haven't played it since Friday.

lol i at least give them a few days off.

I dont understand a word inky said other than a slim version of the 360 is coming out.

I just realised but that song is about getting her ass beat by her boyfriend. lol

She lives upstairs from you.

I gave up on bayonetta.

You might be doing that for some time.

Im not interested one day when the Wii is cheap as shit Ill buy it to play the mario games.

Uncharted two is brilliant Im just pissed off that I remember the entire game and it puts me off playing.

First uncharted had weird shooting mechanics , they tweaked it well though for the second outing plus in the second game their is a sexy ass to look at and sexy voice to hear.

Quarters!

Hmm two of the more industrious movie critiques of 1emu have spoken, must add to my see list.

Load of tosh two word cups back we were supposed to have our best chance when lamps and gerrard where in their prime. Unless Gareth barry plays holidng roll and lets our ass kickers in lampard and gerrard run riot, capello has to play crouch the next game he has to. Crouch and barry drafted in with joe cole, and please for the love of god capello make them pass the ball instead of hoofing it. All teams that do well pass the ball in midfield to death, un real that a manager like capello has the team doing big fuck off long balls still!!!!!!!! He still has a defensive problem with rio out and king becoming injured. My squad for the rest of the group games is as follows: JAMES Johnson ---Dawson------terry ----cole --------------Gareth barry------------- (anchor man protecting back 4 floats in and out of 4-4-2) Gerrard------lamps---------Cole------ (Must run thier ass off entire game protecting flanks and attacking, needs high energy) Rooney-----------------Crouch-------- (rooney does hsi thing, and crouch is unstoppable with his height if supplied correctly) With substitutuions on 70 minute and no later for crouch for defoe, and lennon for cole The last 20 minutes your face with blistering pace of lennon and defoe with rooney still running round like there is a fire ant stuck in his ass. Theo Walcott instead of Shaun Wright Phillips I strongly believe although he played poorly against Japan that the kid could of unlocked defences with 20 minutes to go. Too fast, very tired full backs coming up against one of the fastest players in the tournament? You know it!

Does mr T say fool?

We should get through to quaters who do we face though let me just check the most obvious... ... England will most likely meet Ghana and get out pasty white asses kicked. Or the nazis! We will get butt fucked for sure.

I second that south Africa goal. See serbias goal against algeria? Man that was weak.

Dirty bint!

No im drunk just saw tits and waist and face and hair,.

^ win. Very win. Bitch is photos-hopped though.

Just check out U.S.A next game inky it cant hurt can it? Bit of support for your national side. Once you start to figure out how football works it becomes quite addictive. This just in, goalkeepers fear the world cup ball saying it does what it feels like. Well unless I see another keeper beaten by the fly away ball like green did last night i wont by it!

A gew guys mentioned this, All I have noticed is that our midfield isnt working as well as it should, in that game against the USA we kept punting the ball forward from the defensive line not good. Spain, brazil, argentina will tear us apart if we do that. 1966 England drew their first group game Lennon was infective, milner had missed three days training with illness thats why he struggled, shaun wright phillips did ok, leadley king had to go off at half time due to injury so we lost a cast iron defender, carragher came on (32 year old) and he looked a little out of puff. I would of started crouch from the start. U.S.A Play like they do domesticity, they never stop running and battle hard they are a very gritty side and I thought they played very well.

1-1 FT! Your team just held the 8th best side in the world to a draw. Congrats Yanks, your guys midfield totally bossed ours.

1-1 Your lads look very tricky U.S.A Goal came from an England goalkeeper error. ErRor!

Yeah that one. haha Im so cheesed off that mel gibson beat everyone up in that movie.