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emsley

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  1. Claps fast like a big gay bitch! Yay! Congrats guys. Vinnie is new blood and that site does need a few members over there. Well done guys. Like it a lot. God bless.
  2. reminds me of neo-geo emulation when i was a totall noob.
  3. Lesbian vampires get crushed by steamloler! 10/10
  4. ^ even though its perfect advice noobs wont get it. x
  5. Thank you, very informative. x
  6. A lot of folk going mad for uncharted 2... Looks good...
  7. well said dude, but i think we have truly seen the end of time with zelda. Im seriosu unless miyamato makes something on his deathbed instead of taking holidays to Fiji we are fucked. Not many gaming heroes left.
  8. dudes... cmon!
  9. 1st wins. Like really wins. Thanks.
  10. There ya go mr 47 youll be fine you just got good advice.
  11. EDIT: Excuse me Im the forum drunk, this guy needs a dreamcast emulator. Hang in there.
  12. I think I have the experiance and drive to do this, courses start in January. Everything I have tried to do in the past has slapped or kicked me in the teeth. with no risk comes no reward. i remember getting 400 pound a week plastering, to this day when I cashed my money it still felt like I did not disserve that amount - thats what working shitty menial jobs does to you.
  13. I think if we are been overall about the zelda games we can only really be sure of two. Zelda on snes Zelda ocarina of time on 64 The other real highlights are: Majoras mask on 64 - and Zelda twighlight princess on the Cube - and of course the wind waker on cube. The rest are NES or handheld. My opinion on Majoras mask: Was a slightly odd incarnation of the zelda series but i really enjoyed the game, plenty of puzzles and "masks" to collect and lots of interaction - but it all seemed to depend on the "time" and if you were in the right spot. I have warm memories of this zelda although I never completed it. The wind waker: Very bright vibrant attempt and something slightly diffrent with the zelda series. The zelda gameplay remains intacked although "sailing" everplace at first is boring untill you get the warp charts - also heard constant gripe about having to refight bosses near the end to me this is fucking lazy and a quick slap in the face becasue they could not be bothered to make new bosses. i enjoyed wind waker. Zelda twightlight princess: It was supposed to make up for wind waker and the fact we have not had a "real" zelda since ocarina of time. Something was missing - it did not feel like a zelda game to me. It felt like the charm had been lost and it felt like i was palying something "Tried and tested" It had these shitty set pieces where you had to free an area of "hidden" blobs of shit. I hated it for that zelda is a free flowing adventure start to finish! dont fuck with it whores! It showed classic zelda symptons often but not enough, and some of the ideas like the giant cog you "surf" was just fucking stupid. They tried. close but no cigar. Emsley
  14. I tried myspace I never liked that Joint - Then I tried facebook, that was pretty good but the only girls I slept with on there came from you guessed it REAL meetings prior to "adding" on facebook. that sould also help your facts. Then I tried plenty of fish.com Had a few openers but I really could not be assed, you always get the feeling they are looking for that guy who "has a good job" and im sorry hun but if I did have a good job I would not be trolling interent dating sites. I recently started using tagged.com at a friends emphatic suggestion = bunch of sad fucks or nigerians posing as women. A chick clicked "yes" to my photo so I promptly looked at her and though "BUTTSAUCE!" So i clicked yes back - tagged.com assured me it was a match, my mind raced - had I foud the true love of my life? Well I messaged her and I have not heard anything back! Maybe I was to rude in my message? Maybe She changed her mind? maybe I spelt a word wrong? Maybe she zoomed in on my photo and found nose hairs? OMG WTF!!! Getting a "cold" metting of the net is still a stupid idea which will only result in fail./Unless i go with plenty of fish and understand that they hook up more than 800,000 people a year! DAM WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??!!
  15. Need more info - mind failing to imagine.
  16. Seems to be working i had connection drop twice and turned off pc come back was logged on will let you know if it plays up again.
  17. Lying can be built up on the facts and the persons charecter. (the old school method cops use and judges and shit) I will honestly tell you now the reason i learned the art of the lie was becasue one of my ex girls was "one of them" Then there is Body language obvious shit like: 1. Look at you when talking? 2. Avoids eye contact etc etc are all what DUMB lyers do. To catch a liar you must first place a cross examination in your head about a fact even if its just a little lie because if there is even a little lie in their storey it means the hole chunk of info they are giving you is contaminated meaning they are hiding something. The BIGGIE I found that works nearly ALL the time for me is that when you get to a critical point in the conversation (and its best to act like your not bothered about the outcome if the person questioned feels its a big risk they will avoid you) is at the moment they tell you something which your looking for THE EYES WILL DART OFF FOR A SECOND, An honest person is EAGER to tell the truth and will have a look of pleading on their face, also there hands will be shown Palm up!! the unicersal BL of "look no weapons!" Also a well known good one is if they are looking left or right with their eyes when recalling "facts" if the look right they are using MEMORY and accessing REAL info in there brain, If they Look LEFT they are using the CREATIVE side of their brain to "make up" something that happened. All this stuff accumalates to me been able to just tell in about three seconds... Its just an ART you get better at as you get older. And remember women are MUCH better at lying its how they have evolved! I'll give you an example of me spotting one of my ex girls lying: The lie was planned from the start however I did not know this first of all she threw up a smoke screen "Im going out this saturday with my three freinds pat, sally, and judy!" (i have no reason not to trust her this bits important) of course you have to take the immediate facts at face value so I said "Ok have fun." Anyway Its about 7 o clock and I need a five quid she owed me to get some tins in for my saturday night in - I ring her becasue she said she was going out at eight o clock. She wont pick up the phone - I text her "Hey wtf? I need my five bucks back for some tins tonight Im bored sort it out!" (it was genuine im going off what she told me and i had no money she had some) I get a text reply "Im in whiterose shopping centre busy talk to you later." By now that feeling is starting in the back of my neck. Text back "well ok Just let me grab the fiver off you before you go out" No reply - I tried ringing her at half 7, the facts are slowly building up - 1, whats she doing out shopping before going out everyone knows chicks take about 6 days to get ready. 2. why the fuck is she not answering a call? Normal stuff. Anyways she text me next day "had a good night got bruises up my leg dont know where they came from." Yeah whatever. Then I text her later on in the day - bruises? no idea huh oh well talk to you later. her: I got them at work moving the cages.. Then in her tiny stupid mind she text me again saying she must have fallen over drunk! she has dropped her self in it. After a few days I just come out with it I could not hold it in anymore i said "So the bruises were done at work or you fell over?" (all on the phone) This is an example of spotting a "key" part of the lie if you unearth a tiny bit of a storey to be untrue or the facts arnt coming together you can unroll more from them) She tried to hold the lie together - but it fell apart - I said "wtf are you doing? dont bullshit me I know your lying about something." She caved in!!! Turns out she did not go out with any of her girlfreinds but she went to a club to meet guys and take cocaine - after which she went back to her EX Boyfriends house to take more cocaine where by she slept in his bed but he "staid up all night" with his freinds. BULLSHIT! She was thrown on the kurb and told where to go. If your bat sense tingles listen to it, it's normally right.
  18. Well up lads it was wild guns,
  19. http://www.computerhope.com/binhex.htm My math is rusty as hell! But think I could get my head round it after a while. I was really good at maths in hihg school then just got "bored" I thought drawing matchstick men the back of my maths book was way beter than long mulitplication...
  20. Looking for a snes game just for the hell of it - It was a cowboy game side scrollling shooter - you could be a dude or a woman. Im not sure but it had enemies like will smith robot thing in the wild wild west not too sure about that bit though? and you had floating targets to twat your enemies... i think.. I thought it was by konami but cant find it on their list for snes games on wiki?
  21. Whats that on?
  22. static and dynamic IPs?
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