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This sounds like 1984... YOUR TV WATCHES YOU!

Does that mean 2 guys and 1 chick or 2 chicks and 1 guy? Always 2 chicks 1 guy, Gotta explore on my bday! Just imagine how many girls I'll have on my Dirty 30 Bday! If this is legit... how do you find a different girl every year and one willing to explore with a married couple?

Of course. That is spot on. We have our nature brain given to us by our ancestors. And we got our conscious "do what is right" brain. Problem is... some people got a rampant nature brain and no control from their conscious. These are the ones that fuck around and screw people over time and time again.

You definitely know how to make things sound totally fucked up!

Does that mean 2 guys and 1 chick or 2 chicks and 1 guy?

Why is that? How did your look change?

On the Win7 cell you only get Internet Explorer #(Something) and it's always set to Desktop Mode, Came that way out the box. I have noticed alot of regular sites like the one I get my anime from no longer works either. After the last update on it ALOT of programs look and act different, like my radio no longer has a record function. On my old palm pre (Yes I have 2 cells) it loads up perfect, but its really tiny screen. I guess when I'm out this summer I'll need to be near a laptop and tether my cell to it. It's quite strange. I would try googling the matter to see if anyone found a fix. I'll talk to Miskie about it soon too. If I had to make a last guess, it seems your phone is accessing a non-existent domain on the server. Since that screen you see is definitely being spit out from the 1Emulation server, as I have seen it many times before during server maintenance.

Sounds a lot like my high school experience... 9th grade: stuck with the reject crowd of nerds... 10th grade: open to the whole world, talking to everybody, and respected by everyone. Wasn't magic though.. had to change my "perceived appearance" to people, and luckily... people forget quite quickly in high school who you "were"! Most of my classmates were douchebags... I built a good tolerance for it though. Insults would be sent my way and I would reply back with my own. And it seems when we got older (probably around senior year) that people started mellowing out.

Relationships and marriage are very important to me. I feel that only when I've been in enough relationships... that I will be ready for marriage. I see it like body building -- building a relationship can be utterly painful, as you have to push yourself through unnecessary leaps and bounds. But once you're in, it's easy... and then going out is hard. You have to build an emotional tolerance. It's something many men and women can't deal with, and as a result, they marry too early, which leads to high divorce rates. There are so many different types of women, different personalities, interests, etc. I need to fully understand and experience them. When it seems that the experiences have been "enough"... I will gather the knowledge I have acquired and know what to look for in a woman to be my wife.

I think stores like GameStop will probably have some serious business decisions to make if this happens. I think much of their revenue comes from the trading/selling of used games. Also, I should mention we dabbled quite a bit about this topic already: http://www.1emulation.com/forums/topic/34166-microsofts-next-machine-will-attempt-to-thwart-used-games/

Hmm... try using a different browser on your cell... or if your browser has an option to act as a "Desktop" instead of a "Mobile" device... that might do the trick!

That's a screen you would likely get if Miskie was working on the server. Do you still continue to get it on your phone?

Sounds like that scene from Mission Impossible 4 brought into reality... http://mashable.com/.../03/matterport/ Anyone have an update on the invisibility cloak?

Nope.... that sounds really odd... please take a picture of it next time and copy the URL address.

It's about time baby!! Fuck Cena. http://youtu.be/mgKW7kwtctw

Disappointing Wrestlemania... Thoughts on some matches: Undertaker vs. HHH -- Very good match... Shawn Michaels played a great part in it. However, thought the amount of chair shots were unnecessary... almost felt like I was playing a video game. HHH needs to relearn how to properly cut himself. Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk -- Really thought Jericho deserved the win, but I am obviously speaking with a strong bias (hell, see my avatar). Other than that, the match I felt could have been better. Seems like CM Punk suffered a concussion with the instant replay of his head snapping back on the mat. Ouch. The Rock vs. John Cena -- Overall, thought the match sucked. Felt like I was watching Jericho and Punk again, but instead of Jericho trying to attack Punk's spine/back the entire match, Cena was taking Rock's air with a billion bear hugs. Stupid re-done ring psychology. Rock seemed incredibly slow midway and throughout the match. They really should have rehearsed this match better. Finish was alright... but is that the best they could come up with in 1 year?

Please welcome our first ever female staff member here to the 1Emulation Family, Bambi!! A long time poster, and now a moderator, she will be specializing in the XBOX 360 Hacks forum. Congratulate her as the newest 2012 staff member! Visit the XBOX 360 Hacks Forum: http://www.1emulation.com/xbox360

They are DANCING PONIES!!!

There's got to be something better than toothpaste to keep your breathe smelling good from the time you sleep to the time you instantly wake up. Hell, Colgate Total was one toothpaste that was supposed to do the trick, but that shit did not work.

Every year we celebrate the miraculous celebration of ponies. We love them! They are sweet, beautiful, and very cuddly. Each pony that flies down from your screen signifies how you should join our community if you haven't!! Try to catch one of the ponies falling down from the site and click it for a special surprise. All in all, PONIES RULE!!

It's funny... I realized today it was March 31st and remembered the good times we had in the past with pranks we pulled. If I recall we pissed off a DS Developer who listed 1Emulation.com on a resume he had sent that day --- same day that we were briefly 1PornNation. Good times. Maybe I'l think of something this year... EDIT: Anyone see Reddit's Time Machine? It's hilariously amazing.