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lol, good crap people

 

 

the last cold blooded thing i did was while i was working there was a bum loitering around the front of my restaurant and asked me for some when i went out for my cig break ( i acutally just chew gum but i dont see why smokers get to be the only ones who are entitled to those breaks so i take em) and the bum gave me this sob story about how he lost him job and family and crap and i was too nice to say flock off and go back inside so when he asked for food i said sure wait right there, and then i called the cops and they took him away for loitering the rich district, lol

 

i don´t think that was cold blooded, that´s stupid, i dunno i don´t judge you but that ain´t cool ya know

 

 

that crap was hella funny, hahahah!!! i guess you had to have been there

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i brought it back in fashion because of the cold weather

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over this old ass topic.

 

i'm neutralblooded right now

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lol...thats because your in the bitter end *continues to blast placebo* damn this ROCK HARD rain is HELLA GRUBBIN'

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Riiiiiight. I locked my friend in the freezer yesterday... for 30 minutes. He was pretty copl blooded when he got out

 

rofllol**hella grubbin'**rofllol

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I turned the fan off because I was starting to get cold blooded.

 

Wouldn't you turn the A/C off? Since A/Cs really make you cold, fans just make you cool. Maybe I'm getting too technical...

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One time when I was like 16 I and my friends were at this Asian girl’s house. Apparently my friend had known them for quite some time, anyway it was cool over there, but eventually I got stuck sitting in the house while my friends were out side talking and having fun while I was stuck inside with those chicks we were visiting cousin. Basically our conversation consisted of how conceited I am blah blah blah... Well eventually I had enough of that so I went outside to see what they were talking about, well they were talking about sex of course, so I was instantly interested, well my friend Mike said “hey Ryan, why don’t d Inda(sp?) (is the name if the chick) go talk?” I agreed so we started walking towards the parking lot of the apartment complex. For some reason I was horny as hell, and so was she so I asked her what they were talking about, she gave me an answer in detail. I could tell she was in the mood for something so I asked if she wanted to be my special friend, she said yes and I told her to become best friends here in America you need to prove your friendship. Maybe in other countries it’s a hug or hand shakes but here it’s a bit different. I felt the keys to my friend’s car in my pocket so we headed over there. I opened up the car door and we were standing there. She told me that she really wanted to be my friend so I said ok but we are in America so you have to do it the American way. So I sat down on the seat and she got on her knees out side of the car and was in between my legs. I told her I really wanted her to be my friend and that this is what friends do, so she started rubbing my censor, and asked what are we going to do, I said you are going to give me head. Well right after she finished her cousin walked up and was all shocked. I told her we are now best friends and that she can call me anytime to talk, she was very happy. Well like a week later she called me up and said she is very angry with me, saying that she told her teacher how she was very happy she became friends with me and learned the American way of doing it. I turned pale as hell and my heart just sank in shock and fear. She said her teacher told her that its not the way we say hello and become friends over here, and that I lied to her. She also said the teacher called her parents and told them everything. She then told me how I humiliated her and ruined her life and hung up on me. I was so embarrassed, I told my friends and they thought it was one of the funniest things they have ever herd in there life. Well is this considered cold blooded?

 

EDIT by GryphonKlaw: Dude...I had to edit some of the more graphic details out.

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I had to remove the graphic details about her lack of oral skills. For those interested in those details, check out 2Emu.

 

But anyway, that is quite cold. Very cold. You took advantage of a foreign chick!!! That's horrible! Sounds like one of those amateur porn movies where guys look for random chicks to take advantage of. You should be ashamed of yourself! :lol:

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sounds a bit far fetched, but thats COLD blooooooded!!!

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