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He drink the potion and suddenly found himself getting bigger and bigger until he bring down the structure! Now a 30ft giant , he manages to escape!!! THE END!

Muahahahaha, i kill this thread :P

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Shiba randomly shows up with a bucket of dead squirrels and throws them at the giant. The squirrel's have some weird enzyme in them that cures his bigness and making him normal size again and then he finds himself surrounded by men with guns. So shiba has reanimated the topic, continued the story, and succeeded in pissing everyone off.

 

yay.

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One of the men with guns shout at the newbie, " How did YOU do that? Why you destroy everything huh?!?" With that, he shoot at both of newbie;s knees, making him kneel down.

"Hehehe, beg for your life, buddy-boy!" All the men give out maniacal laugh, and proceed to put a bullet to evey limb the newbie has. But they are being careful not to kill him as they still want to have some sadistic fun with him.

 

EDIT : ANd Shiba is not around to be seen, making him either another sadistic torturer, who loves to watch people scream......or..................

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You guys are butchering the thread :(

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I'll try to salvage this.

 

Use the letter opener on the letter and read it.

Meh I'm going to ignore the other posts.

 

The newbie opens the letter. It says DIE!

 

Black fluid comes out of the letter and soaks the newbies hands. He reads on, "This is the strongest, but most forgiving poison in the world. You will die within 24 hours from infection.

 

The newbie pulls out the candy bar and eats it. He reads the candy bar, Instant-Detox. The newbie is now depoisoned.

 

THe newbie sees that it is morning and walks out to his house. He finds out that his car is fixed and there is money with a note attached to it saying, you survived. Good job. The newbie starts his cow and heads home :P

 

You made the newbie survive! He died only 3 times. Good job. Thread closed within 2 replies

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Now...Make him crash into a tree :E

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