Gryph Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 (edited) Only at Mardi Gras + a couple of beads = you know what I mean.That's also a big myth. I'm from around New Orleans, and that doesn't happen as often as you think. Sure, there's a lot of boob flashing and ass baring, but its more difficult to get them to have sex with you. The simple reason is that its way too crowded to push your way through to actually get to a bed or a decent place to fornicate. Ofcourse, that doesn't stop me from trying. *imagines Kramer grabbing some hot chicks hand about to take her to his place when suddenly a guy offers her some more better looking beads so she goes with him ditching Kramer* ...sad Oh the memories!!! Nooo!! That actually happened to me last year. Well sort of. We were trying to find people to go to party, and I was like "Hey! I got cool beads!" And she was like "I'm stupid. I can buy these for like 5 cents each but I'll go with you anyway." And then some jerk with 10 cent beads comes up and then she's like "Oooh...10 cent beads, he's way cooler than you, you 5 cent bead bastard." Kramer has the kavorka, which makes it impossible for chicks to resist his vibe Oh I wish I had the kavorka (sp?). Edited March 30, 2004 by GryphonKlaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Kramer has his trusty fro that'll seduce ANY woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 I'm sure he can hide beads, condoms and some beer in there too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 Kramer has his trusty fro that'll seduce ANY woman.It's Broom hair! Not a fro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 (edited) since you didn't get any, did they make you sweep up Bourbon Street with your head? Edited March 30, 2004 by Weirdanzeige Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForceX Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 (edited) Kramer has his trusty fro that'll seduce ANY woman.It's Broom hair! Not a fro! Guys...the hair is apart of the Kavorka package....FreshkyK you must have lost the Kramer vibe.... Edited March 30, 2004 by ForceX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 since you didn't get any, did they make you sweep up Bourbon Street with your head?No, we let the hurricanes take care of the Mardi Gras mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 since you didn't get any, did they make you sweep up Bourbon Street with your head?No, we let the hurricanes take care of the Mardi Gras mess. Ouch, nasty. Who needs public cleaners anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted March 30, 2004 Share Posted March 30, 2004 since you didn't get any, did they make you sweep up Bourbon Street with your head?No, we let the hurricanes take care of the Mardi Gras mess. Ouch, nasty. Who needs public cleaners anyway? Either the hurricanes take care of it or the prisoners from the nearby maximum security penitentiary, Angola. But I haven't been to Bourbon Street in a while...I need to go there soon. But I'm not 21 yet so that's a huge hassle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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