emsley Posted March 22, 2010 Author Posted March 22, 2010 Like punching them in the face. Dude Im not gonna lie I punched a girl in the face. While i had exceptional circumstances to do this - I can safely say it was a great moment. I'm also probably going to hell for it. I was in the dock facing no bail and she was sat there with the greatest shiner in the universe... I know im a bastard for this but after what she did to me I laugh. yeah im going to hell. One of my girls said I hit her once when i was drunk (she used to hit me throw shit at me) she said i was stood there drunk and i just jabbed her in the cheek. then went to bed and went to sleep... I Dont remember that at all. I did it though because she had a red mark on her cheek. Dont let them get that rise out of you, some of them get off on been hit, ive seen it with my own eyes, my ex was arguing with me telling me all these vile things about me purposefully winding me up - and it just came out of my and i slapped her round the face, two minutes later she was telling me how much she loved me... Some of them are just plain bad news!
solidius23 Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 wow how the fuck did we go from clothes to domestic abuse lol only you ems only you my man
emsley Posted March 22, 2010 Author Posted March 22, 2010 Ive been with some serious nut cases - im no sane sheriff eithier, but i know now i dont want any of that in my life ever again, guess i learned the hard way about some things.
solidius23 Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 i give you mad props ems you have went thru some tough shit but u came out of it with a smile on your face not many people can do that.
emsley Posted March 22, 2010 Author Posted March 22, 2010 Just dont make my mistakes, there are good (genuinely) good women out there, you just have to hope one spots you or you spot her, and it could be years
The-Ice-Man Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Yeah, um, so what should one wear while punching women in the face? A string vest maybe?
Krosigrim Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 When I go out I always dress normal grunge style. Which is why I'm not allowed in the wanna be prestiges clubs downtown cuz I don't dress sharp or ain't a woman. I played a trick once in a strip club. I dressed like a normally do. Walked in with $200. Stayed till closing. I watched everybody. The strippers kept talking to men dressed sharply yet weren't making money cuz said guys weren't spending but no one said anything to me. So at closing I got up to leave when everyone was gathered around ready to leave then spoke out loud "Me and my $200 are going home!" The next night they started bothering me. I told them they had their chances but decided to profile me as a cheap redneck. Some of them cried. I laughed and my whole experiment worked as I thought it would.Awesome. Yea there just out for the $$$ Nothing personal. Im glad they sweated it the next night though. Heh Yeah, um, so what should one wear while punching women in the face? A string vest maybe?LOL Jeans, Tshirt, Sneakers. I used to wear unbuttoned flannels over the Tshirt (grunge) as well but that was some time ago. I havnt been shopping for clothes lately, but I do have a bit of nice attire. I clean up pretty well. But I enjoy the relaxed fit everything lol. Boot cut Jeans, Shirt that isnt tight, but not big. Im a L and XL guy. Skinny S, M guys like there shirts tight. Guess its cause Im still not fit... lol
emsley Posted March 22, 2010 Author Posted March 22, 2010 Yeah, um, so what should one wear while punching women in the face? A string vest maybe? I normally just take my shirt off and this is the signal for her to run, but i have normal locked the door in advance.
Krosigrim Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Yeah, um, so what should one wear while punching women in the face? A string vest maybe? I normally just take my shirt off and this is the signal for her to run, but i have normal locked the door in advance. LOL Oh I got the answer... A Wife Beater! How did this pass me?
emsley Posted March 22, 2010 Author Posted March 22, 2010 never had a wife Id rather be alone than get into a relationship that involved violence again. I guess been tee-total will help instead of constant drunken hazes.
Krosigrim Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 No man... I don't know about other countries but an undershirt is referred as a wife beater. This is due to the fact that alot of rednecks wear them, and domestic abuse is part of the steriotype.
Skythe Posted March 22, 2010 Posted March 22, 2010 Yeah, um, so what should one wear while punching women in the face? A rabbit suit.
emsley Posted March 23, 2010 Author Posted March 23, 2010 Excellent, the initial surprise will make the face punch more surprising... and more traumatic. This may inspire domestic abuse 101.I think all guys have imagined hooking a chick. but not many of them actually try it.
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