Women and their ungodly desire to screw sh!t up and consume chocolate

[iq_132]

The chick I was seeing is 21 and her "girlfriend" is 18. No. I've dealt with an underager once and it was a nightmare. Plus her girlfriend looks ugly to me.

18's underage? Where??

 

Btw, a wise man once told me "beauty is only a light switch away"

 

I meant legal.

 

Boning an 18-year old is perfectly legal, but since you're from the south, certain sex acts you might do to her might not be.

 

btw, further words of wisdom "You can drink away ugly, but you can't drink away fat"

[Inky]

The chick I was seeing is 21 and her "girlfriend" is 18. No. I've dealt with an underager once and it was a nightmare. Plus her girlfriend looks ugly to me.

18's underage? Where??

 

Btw, a wise man once told me "beauty is only a light switch away"

 

I meant legal.

 

Boning an 18-year old is perfectly legal, but since you're from the south, certain sex acts you might do to her might not be.

 

btw, further words of wisdom "You can drink away ugly, but you can't drink away fat"

I dunno what your talking about. I've drank away fat more then once

[Skythe]

Boning an 18-year old is perfectly legal, but since you're from the south, certain sex acts you might do to her might not be.

 

btw, further words of wisdom "You can drink away ugly, but you can't drink away fat"

 

Just as you said, I'm in the South. Which is why I'm staying away from it. These Bible Belts would stake me.

[iq_132]

She can't really be that bad can she? Got a photo from her myspace or something?

[Tynvar]

So the dirty day is tomorrow. I'm scared I don't think I'll be working or going outside tomorrow jk

[Skythe]

She can't really be that bad can she? Got a photo from her myspace or something?

 

No, it's set to private. The chick I was seeing is in that photo I posted with me playing the Guitar Hero controller.

[iq_132]

She can't really be that bad can she? Got a photo from her myspace or something?

 

No, it's set to private.

Boo.

The chick I was seeing is in that photo I posted with me playing the Guitar Hero controller.

I'd hit it... and I'd tell my friends about it.

[Jitway]

Just another day that Florist can charge 4 times the regular rate for flowers.

[Salorskin]

Eh, tomorrow is just another day. Had I a girlfriend I would probably spend time with her and just make her something I felt sweet instead of purchasing something. I have two Valentines kinda, one is just in a joking way and the other is so we could buy each other chocolate covered strawberries.

Both of them are my managers hahahahaha

[Jitway]

Managers of what...your Dick...lol

 

[Skythe]

I'd hit it... and I'd tell my friends about it.

 

I did.

[iq_132]

I'd hit it... and I'd tell my friends about it.

 

I did.

 

Good man.

[Skythe]

I'd hit it... and I'd tell my friends about it.

 

I did.

 

Good man.

 

And they happen to be asking the same questions to her that I have. They've really helped me calm down these past few days which has really been a shocker to me. That and my best friend in the world, Jack Daniels.

[Tynvar]

Jack is my friend too, he's so helpful. I think he should have an honorary Psychology degree.

[Salorskin]

Managers of what...your Dick...lol

 

 

 

hahahahahahha I wish one of them was!

 

But really they're managers at the store I work at. One is a major flirt, the other pretty much hinted she wanted me to ask her to be my valentine. Might as well I guess. If I drank with them there's no doubt that something would go down.