Shibathedog Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 My girlfriend keeps bleeding from the censor for obvious reasons, I can't stop flocking her every time I see her, and I don't feel like walking around with a bloody dick all day when its that time of the month, it also stains real bad and eventually all my boxers will be bloody, which would make drunken streaking awkward, and rack up a lot of costs in underwear replacement, speaking of which, I'm too much of a cheapass for condoms (the only time I get them is when I sneak into the nurses office at school and steal the entire bowl) so thats out of the picture, and I have time for sex, or a shower, not sex and a shower most of the time. So how do I tell her that I'm not going to flock her anymore until her censor stops bleeding without sounding like a complete fag for turning down sex. Or maybe I should be asking how to prevent my excessive hornyness? It doesn't help that her birth control causes her bleeding to be all over the place (meaning the date, not excessively you ass) and almost at random. Now that i'm thinking about it, I just realized I flocked her yesterday, got drunk, and flocked her some more, I'm pretty afraid to remove my pants right now. They feel kinda glued on. It also appears my dog has chewed up and scattered about the bloody tissues from the trash that I used to wipe my dick off....ummm....yeah....my mornings always start off interesting. As ridiculous as this post is, The only part thats not true is my considering of flocking her less often, flock that, sex is awesome. (Just remember, You started this thread, You asked, welcome to my everyday life) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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