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That's even worse, I hate alcohol.... it all tastes like rubbing alcohol....

If I were you, I would shoot myself.

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That's even worse, I hate alcohol.... it all tastes like rubbing alcohol.... on top of that, I dont get drunk. Not because I choose not to, more like, I physically can't... or it's real hard to.

 

Stop drinking vodka.

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Is that weird? does anyone have this same problem or know what's wrong with me?
No, it's not just you. I taste it too. Especially if there is a drastic difference in the taste, I'd spit it out. Try drinking distilled water.

 

Dunno if you are in the USA, but I definitely tasted the difference in water over there. And the Americans put that into their soft drinks/soda too. Tastes weird. And corn syrup in Coke? That's just wrong.

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Tap water tastes like metal. I can feel it too. And not just metal. The chlorine in it makes me hate it. However that person that said that you taste what your body needs, she's right, it's because your enzymes in your spit start taking what your body needs right from the moment you taste it. This effect is usually more pronounced with tap water in my case anyway.

 

Bottled water is not the biggest scam, inky. At least not in Europe, don't know 'bout you yanks. But here, it's much healthier to drink bottled water than tap water, because of the obscene amounts of chlorine they stick in tap water to kill all the bacteria... At least bottled water comes from mountain springs, and goes through a purifying process that does not use chlorine and other crap.

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At least bottled water comes from mountain springs, and goes through a purifying process that does not use chlorine and other crap.

if by "mountain spring" you mean a warehouse garden hose in jersey then yeah. I used to live in a place where the tap tasted like ass. and we got water trucked in by a service. it was supposed to be artisan well water. well guess what I saw one day? the service truck parked by a fire hydrant filling up the tank. many people in the community were paying 25 cents a gallon for water from a fire hydrant.

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wow that sux, hey, what can you expect, it's America xD. here in romania, things are different. can't say anything about england since I don't know. but meh, who gives a crap, what matters is if the water tastes alright... I kill my body with alcohol, smokes and drugs anyway, so what's a little altered water going to do, eh?

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wow that sux, hey, what can you expect, it's America xD. here in romania, things are different. can't say anything about england since I don't know. but meh, who gives a crap, what matters is if the water tastes alright... I kill my body with alcohol, smokes and drugs anyway, so what's a little altered water going to do, eh?

Do you want to live a long life? Sounds like you're killing yourself with all that crap in your system. :)

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wow that sux, hey, what can you expect, it's America xD. here in romania, things are different. can't say anything about england since I don't know. but meh, who gives a crap, what matters is if the water tastes alright... I kill my body with alcohol, smokes and drugs anyway, so what's a little altered water going to do, eh?

Do you want to live a long life? Sounds like you're killing yourself with all that crap in your system. :)

ok dad..........

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wow that sux, hey, what can you expect, it's America xD. here in romania, things are different. can't say anything about england since I don't know. but meh, who gives a crap, what matters is if the water tastes alright... I kill my body with alcohol, smokes and drugs anyway, so what's a little altered water going to do, eh?

Do you want to live a long life? Sounds like you're killing yourself with all that crap in your system. :)

ok dad..........

Oh my goodness..... FINALLY you know who I am. I AM YOUR FATHER!

 

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But let's get to the point. You got one body in this life, at least treat it with some decency. After all, don't you want to live until you're a 100? Or would you rather live a short life and then be re-incarnated as a monkey?

 

Either option you choose, just remember: the choice is yours.

 

EDIT: Dammit, this is not the spam forum.

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I don't see why anyone would want to live to 100. those years are spent in a diaper looking for your keys. 60ish is good enough for me. 70ish if a am still sharp mentally and can hold my poop without a diaper. haven't you ever heard the phrase " live fast, die young and leave a pretty corpse"?

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Don't drink the water

There's blood in the water

Don't drink the water

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Why would I want to live till 100? 70 sounds good to me, and hell, I'm gonna build me a body like Stallone anyway, so I get the best of both worlds hehe. Same reasoning as inky tho. Besides, I like my junkie appearance.

 

@Wizard: take it from a blood drinker. It's great :)

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That's even worse, I hate alcohol.... it all tastes like rubbing alcohol.... on top of that, I dont get drunk. Not because I choose not to, more like, I physically can't... or it's real hard to.

 

Stop drinking cheap vodka.

I corrected it for you :)

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