Fatal Rose Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 She pulled over in a shopping center parking lot, I walked away to some nearby bushes and pretended to throw up. I walked back all fine and happy, she was like "you don't look like you threw up." I told her I did and got over it fast. Something like that.What was the point of pretending to throw up? Haha I don't know, I was desperate and could not think straight.Couldn't you have just went to the bathroom at one of the stores in the shopping center? It was really late and none of them were open.
Alpha Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 She pulled over in a shopping center parking lot, I walked away to some nearby bushes and pretended to throw up. I walked back all fine and happy, she was like "you don't look like you threw up." I told her I did and got over it fast. Something like that.What was the point of pretending to throw up? Haha I don't know, I was desperate and could not think straight.Couldn't you have just went to the bathroom at one of the stores in the shopping center? It was really late and none of them were open.How about the gas station? Those are always open.
Fatal Rose Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 She pulled over in a shopping center parking lot, I walked away to some nearby bushes and pretended to throw up. I walked back all fine and happy, she was like "you don't look like you threw up." I told her I did and got over it fast. Something like that.What was the point of pretending to throw up? Haha I don't know, I was desperate and could not think straight.Couldn't you have just went to the bathroom at one of the stores in the shopping center? It was really late and none of them were open.How about the gas station? Those are always open. There was not one near by at the moment, besides those toilets are covered in filth...
Alpha Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 She pulled over in a shopping center parking lot, I walked away to some nearby bushes and pretended to throw up. I walked back all fine and happy, she was like "you don't look like you threw up." I told her I did and got over it fast. Something like that.What was the point of pretending to throw up? Haha I don't know, I was desperate and could not think straight.Couldn't you have just went to the bathroom at one of the stores in the shopping center? It was really late and none of them were open.How about the gas station? Those are always open. There was not one near by at the moment, besides those toilets are covered in filth...No one said you had to actually put your ass on the toilet. Plus, if anyone is stupid enough to put their bare ass on any public toilet then they must accept any diseases they may catch. I always put like 10 rolls of toilet paper over any public toilet before I release my inner bowels.
Fatal Rose Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 There was not enough time though, it was already coming out.
Explosive Misanthropy Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 ew.... dude...that's crazy..... I wonder what the chick was thinking the whole time? first you fake throw up, then you take all your clothes off behind a bush, then pretend to talk on the phone....If I were her, I'd take you home and never call back... hahahahahahahahahaha
Fatal Rose Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 ew.... dude...that's crazy..... I wonder what the chick was thinking the whole time? first you fake throw up, then you take all your clothes off behind a bush, then pretend to talk on the phone....If I were her, I'd take you home and never call back... hahahahahahahahahaha It was not behind a bush, it was pretty out in the open.We had sex a few months later on my birthday.
Explosive Misanthropy Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 hahahahaha, you ever ask if she was that chick?
Inky Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 hahahah. I've never had anything like that happen to me. like 7 years ago I was out partyin' with friends. last call came and it was time to go. I was hella drunk and not feeling to hot. remember I am from the desert. we were in redlands. so we are in by buds truck going home like 90mph on the freeway and he has the window down, its freezing. I am feeling dizzy. he has the radio up hella loud and he is screaming something at me, I dunno. I yell "pull over!" and he cuts 4 lanes of traffic way to fast. and I can't hold it anymore. so I stick my head out the window and puke into 90pmh winds. blowing the vomit back on me and all over the inside of homeboys truck. I mean all over the inside. the wind from the open window had blown vomit all over the read window, headliner ect. 2 days later I am pulling into work and a truck I don't recognize pulls into the space next to me. it's my buddy. I was like wow you got a new truck huh? he said he had to trade the other one in cuz he couldn't get the smell out of it.
alexis Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 haaa yeah I remember that story, funny as hell or sad as hell in your friends case
Fatal Rose Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 We went back the next day and took a picture of the after math. There you have it.
Alpha Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 We went back the next day and took a picture of the after math. There you have it.How come your clothes are still there? Did you go back into the girl's car naked? And is that the big pile of crap in the middle (at the bottom of the pic)? If so, man.... what the hell did you eat? That amount of crap could clog a toilet.
Salorskin Posted January 25, 2008 Author Posted January 25, 2008 Dude those are his socks and underwear! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA I remember going back to see that crap... Ryan, it looked like pudding, you should have eaten it.
Explosive Misanthropy Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 that's disgusting... funny... but disgusting.
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