This is the day when our forefathers were like "Yo man! flock them British punks! No taxation without represenation, bitches!" Then they wrote up a bunch of documents that said we were free and the British didn't like that so they sent the army. Paul Revere was left in charge of alerting the townspeople when the British arrived but all he wanted to do was smoke weed and jerk off. Well, the British army got pwned after a long and hard battle on both sides. General Washington captured General Cornwallis and raped him in the ass. And there was much rejoicing.