Salorskin

My wildest drunk moment... hmmm... probably some UFC event I didn't watch at some house in Moreno Valley. My friend Veronica and I were invited by this girl named Stephanie. I met some of Steph's cousins and her brother, got wasted, and fooled around a little with her in front of everyone there. Her brother was so pissed off at me, but his arms were broken so he couldn't do crap anyways. Last Saturday was pretty intense - I was drinking from six to twelve. I don't remember the party much, but I guess I was dancing with some girl Ryan always teases me about. At around ten we left the house and went to a club and I managed to get some girl to buy me three drinks. After the club was Denny's, I asked some girl at the table over to sit with us, and I felt up a little on her while she was next to me. hahahahahha. Ryan and I were dropped off, I drank a few cups of water with lime juice and salt, posted here, and passed out. The next day at work was absolutely dreadful... and I ignored this girl I'm interested in since my stomach felt so light all day. Oh well, still had fun :0)

I mostly watch South Park and Dexter. Every now and then I get lucky and catch Married With Children, Family Guy, Spongebob, and Fairly Oddparents. Yeah, I'm embarrassed, too.

I come here for good times and bad food.

Joy Division - Disorder

...or it's just their personal perceptions on the world in general.

Well, Ryan and I were drinking late last night, too. My sister threw a party and afterwards we went to a club. Intense night and I can't fall back to sleep... no hangover luckily, thanks to lime juice water and salt!

Too late, already convinced that she's a mean mean person

I'm an atheist agnostic and have lately been pretty indifferent towards religious beliefs. Why I'm an atheist - reading up on religion with an open mind (I still don't get why Christians believe in the literal interpretation of an unsubstantiated and archaic book written by men that were still discovering the world). One of my uncles played their part and showed me science videos that explained evolution and the big bang and stuff (really interesting)... and though neither disprove a deity, I still find it unlikely that there's a caring being/beings out there (well... it's as likely as aliens impregnating my male dogs). I'm mostly a non-believer in the Abrahamic God (obviously) since I don't think a benevolent being would be so superficial and judge others based on credulity and beliefs rather then their character - not my kind of savior. As for the ontological argument... it says in the wikipedia entry that it's an erroneous argument as it's cited as a bare assertion fallacy, and we all know that there's no real way to logically refute illogical arguments or cop-outs. Hopefully you all know I'm just expressing my personal views and don't intend to offend anyone.

David Bowie - Buddha of Suburbia

This "gay flip flops" business.

I don't get it...

He actually has three pink polos. He likes... pink. It's a Fender.

Hahaha have you really heard them say that? My brother-in-law is a cop and told me that they do have ticket quotas. I was pulled over on one of those nights before I got on the freeway... the guy just looked inside and didn't ask for my license or anything, he just let me go. It was weird. I've never run into any problems, though my old friends were shafted and given tickets/community service a few times. I also remember my gay friend getting pulled over and searched for no reason... he didn't do anything about it but cry.

Colby and I acting gay... photo was taken by Ryan's (Fatal Rose) sister. A friend and I at a club. Six Flags.

Anyways, we were at my house hanging out. My parents have this rule that no one of the opposite sex are allowed into our bedrooms, but she was allowed since my mother thought she was some innocent cute little girl (though she was about seven months my senior). My door was really awkward and never shut correctly, it would grind against the wall making a loud screech, but I closed it as quietly as possible and then locked the door with the little latch-lock I had. We were on the computer, checking e-mail and stuff, and then we started kissing... she was a little more aggressive than I (embarrassing) and she had begun taking my pants off and stuff after playing with my rooster through them. I was really into it and fondled her a little. She had asked me if I had a condom, and luckily my friend Brad had given me two a while prior to all of this. She laid on my bed, I put the condom on (first read the instructions), and then we started. It felt amazing to me, but to her disappointment it lasted less than a minute. Afterwards we just lied their, silently... it was very awkward. To break it, we started kissing and stuff... we began having sex more often after that, and luckily I got better.

I lost my virginity at fifteen to some girl named Frances that I was seeing.

It's funny how them pigs always bust ya when you're about to do illegal things, huh?

New Order - Age of Consent

Hello everyone, my name is Salorskin. I was introduced to this site by a good friend (Fatal Rose) and decided to join about twenty minutes ago.