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emsley

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  1. I scored it all back, and I have to say even though im not on the microsoft kicks ass band wagon, props to them for coming through in the end, luckily the hack did not alter my facebook email and I was able to reset everything in the end. In the mail they asked me: Last time I logged on Name of some contacts in my contact list Secret question some of the emails in my inbox (title) Luckily I came through because when I signed up for my hotmail account I whizzed threw it and I normally put in crazy answers cause i Dont like filling forms in... I mean they woman who helped me actually thought i was called "Sebastian smith" :)
  2. With the exercise thing Grim my advice: Exercise is something that should be enjoyed not something you force your self to do. This is the best method when starting from scratch. Like today I thought I should go for a run but I have a small chest infection, so I took the dog down the local fields and walked him all over it was way better than pumping my ass off for a mile or two. A mountain bike with the aim of 5 to 10 miles is an awesome way to start. I reccomend two or three times a week. Three times if you're really going for it and twice if you're taking it easy.
  3. I am jealous and will call you a slut Belth.
  4. Samor Ill be your best friend. x
  5. Challenged my self not to drink for three months and so far so good. By the time I hit three month mark I might quit drinking all together, but wouldn't count on it ;p I actually set my date for when red dead redemption comes out, that way I can say "If I get drunk I wont be able to play this!" A challenge before that was to get as many chapters as I could written down in a book (of a few im working on) but with the stopping drinking i put all my writing on hold, there is something about creativity and alcohol abstinence that do not mix.
  6. I loved the first gears of war its a bad ass game, I got the first one on PC and im waiting on the second one coming to pc... Looks like I could have a long wait.
  7. ^ Im getting jealous now cause I cant see the fights, the link inky gave me was very slow... No fun on a dongle.
  8. I got a reply from Microsuck today I reset my password and put a new one in but the fucker aint working!!!! There is slim chance I might be able to get this all back.
  9. Facebook the portal of the internet ... If it get’s hacked, you don’t get it back. I have re written a new disclaimer for one of the biggest social networking sites of our time, I think the following new disclaimer I have written is much better and fitting than its current terms of agreement policy, also it is something I have mailed to Facebook (luckily from an uncompromised email account) hoping that it fights its way through over thousands up on thousands of emails claiming they have been hacked and will luckily find its way to the managing director of the company, whereby he will be bestowed with great wisdom and see it for what it is, for which I have titled “The real disclaimer of Facebook.” I will also mail the owner of the company which is actually split into four people, but because of this guys inherent flaw of pissing me off I have decided to hold him personally responsible for my currently hacked facebook account his name is Mark zuckerberg, but first please enjoy my newly written facebook disclaimer I’m hoping to travel to America soon and have my awesome passed by congress ASAP. Yo broskis! This is Mark Zuckerberg! My second name has a Z in it that makes me radical! Anyway before you sign up to my creation there is a few things I want you to know. For one I fucked your grandma! LOL bitch! Na just kidding with ya! Your grandmas probably dead , anyway tool factory here is my real sign up agreement (lol my pop told me to write this because his lawyers said it’s the right thing to do but I wasn’t really paying attention I was wondering when my next Lamborghini was going to arrive! I had to put out my Joint and “get with the thinking” if I wanted to be big time.) Facebooks terms and conditions. Before agreeing please read this: You’re a total noob – anything you say is stupid, I know how to code dam it! Broskis know bout my sick skills. You don’t even know what it means to put a colon in the wrong place in PHP! So for this I am superior you are not. Facebook owns all your images, that’s right even those few of your kids, if I want to prawn them I can, I’m not a peado or anything but seriously any photos you post of your kids can and probably will be used in internet paedophile rings. If your stooped enough to add a stranger then that’s your fault dumbass! I am in no way responsible for any of this shit! If the stranger stalks, kills your family or swipes a picture of you and Photoshop’s and dick on to your forehead then all I can say is LOL! You got owned! Na my pop said I can’t write that, anyway guys... Just don’t add anyone you don’t know they could be anyone! If your account becomes compromised (hacked bitch) don’t come crying to me what do I care maggot? So what if a Nigerian hacker named “Bronco billy” fucked your shit up! EVERYONE KNOWS the government only care and put time in if it’s affecting tax income!! And trust me we get thousands of people everyday signing up! LOL you thought we cared. Guess again noob. So no one is gonna miss your account, only maybe your stupid friends but none of them really care either and the ones that do well they don’t. When you see the Facebook logo you kind think we are a reputable company, you may even associate us with government recognised businesses etc... Don’t like I said before if its not directly effecting the government nobody cares. Uh! God my pop is so fucking annoying! Even though I’m a millionaire i still have to “keep it real” and take out the trash BRB! Yeah anyway so the bottom (wow it got dark I must of had a few blunts outside!) line is basically we look like a nice friendly company sucking thousands of “regular” people in daily with false promises of security (like if you have an email it can get hacked so that can like lead to your Facebook account getting hammered or some shit but noobs don’t know about this shit and I’m not been a prick but I know you’re a noob.) So if your email account gets compromised.. lul I think Im done here so if you agree to been owned, your family photos been seen by thousands up on thousands of people who will just abuse it if your compromised, your account probably getting jacked and us not caring then please continue to click agree (lol I wanted to change agree to Pwn3d but my pop said it was not fitting with the image) what does he know that dickless fuck! I’ve seen my mom getting hammered by two black guys... Man this family has issues, oh well another million in the bank and another blunt here I come! Mark Zuckerberg is obviously unavailable for comment, but I'm sure if he read this new proposed agreement he would be against it just like im against their current agreement policy. The reason I hold Zuckerberg directly responsibile for my account been compromised and not getting it back is for the following reasons: He is a Jew. (I don’t hate Jews or have any agenda with them just this one) He went to havard. He is quoted on wiki for hacking in his early days. (Ie I was just a kid and now I’m an entrepreneur I don’t live that crazy life style anymore) Anyway, Hope you enjoy and your times on facebook! Sincerly, Mark Zuckerbeg. Get info on facebook and The owners and all the other asshats at the following links. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Zuckerberg
  10. Andy defrain would fight the nuns off... I still remember his first words to me: Vagina boob.
  11. I used to grab hot feeds of my football team leeds, you could chase your ass for hours, im letting my dongle attempt to buffer it. Its done ill watch that!
  12. His take downs where lightning fast, his pants were uber gay though. So Im a month behind, I dont suppose there is a way I can watch the fights online?
  13. Just to quote a random from the net on facebook: Heh, if this guy is ringing up then i for one am sure as hell fucked.
  14. Id love to get into this stuff but it does not air on tv in england. Edit: Odd but I just watched some of this tonight I think whatever we are been aired is waaaay behind current events , it was some British guy against this Canadian, the Brit had a red Mohawk, and they Canadian kept flooring him and arm locking him. These guys are tough motherfuckers.
  15. Id like to start over to be honest i had a few people on facebook i didnt want on anyway. Email accounts like yahoo, hotmail etc are the corner stone to every fucked up thing out there, I have read success storeys of facebook been re-initiated, so im going to give them 24 hours, why the fuck did i get nailed so hard? The video virus, hah at least you get a chance to change your password!! Hotmail account, fuck it not fussed there aint nothing in there that can be used. but the facebook - who knows whos wormed it right? I doubt anyone i know knows anyone who could do such things, be nice to get the account torn down to at least get my family photos off there. NO ONE IS SAFE!!! The most popular site on the net can be torn down by its weakest link, free email accounts. No one gives a shit about them, even if you do sign in with "alternative" email or 600 security questions, there is no "real" way to recover these, so all the hacker has to do is monitor a few hits coming in from sites and Voilà got a new password and reset. This is the first time other than my site, i have had anything hacked outright, next time round my email is gonna be hidden and a mean ass password nailed in for good measure. I Dont have any bullshit on my computer, im running kaspersky that is shit hot! cheers micro-suck not only did i buy Vista, but you let people waltz in your accounts without as much as a wet fart to guard it. Im digging in like an alabama tick now. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/80732354/
  16. I Love that movie.
  17. Today i cant re-login my facebook, so I do the usual "wtf?" Then i noticed my email which i have used for YEARS suddenly wont let me in. When my sister checked my facebook it has not been Phished or scammed or anything dodgy posted, this could be a direct attack on me (I say attack but Ive had worse like that time 3 guys laced the fuck out of me) Anyone got any ideas? Looks like I might just have to restart all over again with stronger passwords, I Dont know many people capable of such skill in fact I only know of a handful but Im pretty sure they have no reason to do this? Anyone got any advice here? Edit: This is seriously fucked... There is a chance ill get my facebook back but not much chance of the hotmail account which i think was originally hacked an ELEVEN worded password!!! (no they cant the password here its different and is not wired to my hotmail) I might be signing off permanently, if I do re use facebook it will be very strictly monitored. Heh, hotmail and facebook flipped in a moment.
  18. Happy birthday mooney!
  19. 26 chapters. Man I so wanted it to have 60 chapters.
  20. The reason man created rape: I'll never get to hit that so im going to TAKE that! I just love the thin pretty Petit ones. There was some "hot" photos of this one... Cant find them any-more now though.
  21. Im still gonna give it a whirl.
  22. Cyber me anytime.
  23. So just cause 2 gets boring?
  24. And now gamecop lives in new zealand? Whats romes address for the colloseum?
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