emsley

defo a wtf moment.

What a bunch of twats. How do they get passed register?

I must be a 1emu vetran by now... OK GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! Last night I get a booty call - she is cute enough, thin, hair is a little retarded, nice girly voice n all that jazz, so anyway it's time to leave her friends house and I walk her home - I knew she had a boyfreind - she was staying at his house while he was away - I know she wanted me to be more aggressive but I just couldnt do it! I kissed her and left it at that I draw a line with fucking a girl in a guys bed you know what I mean? I didnt feel better or worse for it becasue I know just around the corner there will be another girl or whatever. I'm just at ease with my self lately that and I could not be assed humping her after 6 tins of stella too Fuck or dont who cares!

It's like pounding the nail into the coffin of attraction! STOP BEEN A NICE GUY1

WTF?

^ Like my first rappling the back of their head I've never acted like a douche - but like most of you have said when A line gets crossed (normally buy assholes who dont know when to stop) its normally becasue I am laid back and let you get away with one or two things and I end up nipping it in the bud LATER rather than SOONER.

Attraction isnt a choice!

Once you cut down its easy to smoke just a small handfull a day. I had a blip today and smoked one when i got up. But now I wont have one till very late on. Dam it cutting those last few out is hard.

You bastards never give me cash

Y T M N D!!!!!

Seems like a good trick. Over all though americans hsould of nuked a bunch of HARDCORE muslims in my opnion.

i can see plumbers dont ware ties in there.

I had a shit test the other day.... I failed. missed the toilet completely You got bossed pretty hard inkster! Yeah that's the one ryan

What is it with guys thinking they are "hard?" I dont know about you peeps but living in the inner city tends to breed many people who have this "image" they keep. I never walk round like im about to kick your ass and I never hint I will be an asshole or anything else - Knuckle dragging boneheads for sure. I was thinking some of the older wiser posters might have an idea of what im on about here. I dont like it when people look at me with hate in their eyes for one i know its just a show so Im not happy with the lack of intelligence been shown - and on the other hand i think genuine alpha males dont have any hard man images to keep up to - People see me and think im an easy going guy -0sadly i have had to find the beast in me to survive and learn to say "NO!" to people on the streets and other guys who just for noreason give you "shit tests" ya feel me here guys? Show em your teeth!!!

you have 34 seconds!

How did you miss that? That's why it was down for weeks and came back looking like this, with FAS missing. Me: He was MIA for over a year. Inky: does anyone really still miss the FAS? Me: Just 1 The-Ice-Man: Cue Robert...... Me: Yea him. So was that the only reason Robert stayed here? I miss his infrequent comments. WOW IT WORKS!

Sweaty geeks close together!

^ What do they do then?

i got a job to get a dreamcast - I worked three weeks then fucked off - I got a dreamcast two pads a VMU, Power stone, sonic, and some other game cant remember now -all in all it was my most exspensive gaming purchase ever. I even got a gold plated AV thingy.

We need nukes. How else we gonna divert an asteroid... What if aliens attack? What if a lava monster from the core of the earth decides to pop up and kick some ass? If it was up to me I would have a nuke in my bedroom just incase.

Shingo.

Im buff now.

We're acting like faggots.

Once you get to the cut down stage smoking 5 a day is easy to do!

Sure? Heard it was a myth? Na dillholes im actually christian although im still not dipped in the soup - it was learnt to us at an early age when i was a noob at school. Although I did consider it all and did actually think about becoming catholic - in the end, jesus will kick your ass.