The Rhyming Thread

[Agozer]

I will strike down your prose with furious anger

Without spam and delirious slander.

We will fight with pride and honor

'till one of us will be a goner

Mummy vs. Astro Boy: To live or to destroy?

[random guy]

A call to arms, that was indeed!

Just let me fetch my mighty steed!

We stand, right now, upon a battlefield,

Only one may win, the other'll yeild.

We fight, for pride and for victory.

Which one will win? Only time will see!

[ForceX]

Has this become an Agozer vs Random_Guy thread???

 

hehehe ...you guys better go freestyle on each others asses

[random guy]

No no no, force X, you have misunderstood,

Agozer and I merely thought it'd be good

To have a rhyme face-off, there's no flaming this instance

It's just like the dueling banjos from 'Deliverance'!

[Fatal Rose]

No no no, force X, you have misunderstood,

Agozer and I merely thought it'd be good

To have a rhyme face-off, there's no flaming this instance

It's just like the dueling banjos from 'Deliverance'!

That is the greatist rhyme in the history of mankind.

[ForceX]

No no no, force X, you have misunderstood,

Agozer and I merely thought it'd be good

To have a rhyme face-off, there's no flaming this instance

It's just like the dueling banjos from 'Deliverance'!

hehehe..I wasn't saying to have a flame war...I wanted you guys to keep on posting rhymes so we could judge, which was the best .....

[BoomBa_GoosE]

So i jus woke up and read some more,

and holy shiet, its rhyming galore!

We got funnyass rhymes from head to toe,

The Rhyming Thread is on the flow.

I dont got much to say, i barely woke up.

so to say some meaningful is kinda rough.

So i woke up at noon, and damn it was cold.

Hoping it wasnt raining, please say it aint so.

The sun is gone, and it aint all that great.

Jus a few days ago it was around 78! (i think) haha

so what to do now, man i gotta eat

talk to u guys later and i hope theres more to see =)

[Shibathedog]

i had a great time today woo!

now i gotta poo!!

 

heh..i lost a bet

but dont fret

 

that is why i am forced to use potty humour

nothing rymes with that word

so ill randomly say turd

[random guy]

Due to lack of competition,

(Cause Agozer has gon missin')

I declare that I have won

Well...at least we had some fun!

[Agozer]

You 'tard, you have not won.

Because I'm not yet gone.

You dream of trophies and glory.

But mark my words: Things will get gory.

 

These rhymes

will take their time.

We will fight

for glory and might.

[random guy]

The mummy is once again apon us,

Arisen from his sarcophagus

He rises from his ancestral tomb,

To spin rhymes from his linguistic loom

When killed, the mummy was kept alive

Surgically altered and mummified

But that's why I'll win, though I must refrain

From gloating, as they removed his brain!

 

Edited April 18, 2004 by random guy

[Mag]

Well, spring break is over for us and its back to school

which is back hanging with my friends i called fools

I rather layback and comfort myself in the pool

but now im in class and sit on stool

oh gawd.. my class is right next to the room where i can smell poo

dammit, this really sucks and hell it aint kewl

at lunch today I dont feel like eating food

but man felt like going home since today aint smooth.

 

[2eyez]

so who wants to battle?

[Shibathedog]

My bet is done

it was no fun

no more torture for me

and i dont have to say something stupid now like i have to pee

time for some real rymes

but only for a few dimes

who am i kidding?

to try and have you bidding?

I cant ryme worth crap

all youll see is my mouth flap

and nothing productive coming out

so ill just shout!

People shout when they want to sound knowledgeable

but they do not

woo the ryme just died because i am lazy

and....whatever...im done....

[Mag]

Things are just too slow so I think its time

seems like they just go flew by

so perhaps I should free my boredom and do some rhymes

just because I like this thread back to its prime

so com on guys

ressurect the fun and dont be shy

just remember any ryhmes are always fine