Ideal woman..

[emsley]

I wonder if i'll ever score a whale.

 

 

My friend is a thin guy and he loves big girls.

[Skythe]

And with fat women, you'll always know where the remote is. Underneath all her rolls. Plus probably the suffocated body of the last guy she was with.

[emsley]

Post pics of whales, so that we may mock them and feel better about ourselfs.

[Krosigrim]

I dated a big girl for about a year.

 

An ideal woman, as inky says, is someone who puts up with your shit. This is a major factor obviously. But perfection is someone who meshes with you. There must be similar interests. I dated a girl who I found out rather quickly I couldnt stand. All we had was sex. I could not STAND her.

 

There was a really cool girl I knew but she didnt do it for me. She gamed and was on par with the fellas. But I just wasnt into her. Solidius can say were full of shit but it boils down to attraction. You cannot help who/what you are attracted to. I had my apprehensions about the big girl I mentioned... but who she is won out over what I saw. She was pretty but outweighed me by a good 100+ lbs, Im 200+ She turned out to be a physco though... After she broke up with me she went into my house (many roommates and someone was always home, never locked the place) and went through all my stuff. My computer was on and everything. She left a girl magazine previously (for girls, not smut)... she went through with a sharpie and blacked out all their faces and wrote "not me" on most of them.

 

Aaaany way you have to have some attraction. Plain and simple. She needs to have some similar interests. You need to be able to hold a conversation... and not nonsense like how was your day... work was yadda yadda yadda... ok what do you want for dinner... etc. Although there is a point where you run out of things to say, but if thats constant, I say there is something wrong. And you both need to be able to accept each other for what you are. None of that changing bullshit. The cliche molding nonsense alot joke about. If I game, alot, she should accept this. If its a deal breaker... then why start a relationship to begin with.

 

There is alot to be said about the changes that occur naturally when with a mate. You both play off each other and begin to do activities that you may not have tried before. Say I setski, I bring her into this. Say she mountain climbes, she brings me into that. Personalities slightly mesh which is normal. But all in all, you gotta be attracted and intellectually interested.

 

A big girl once said, "I dont know why guys always drool over hot chicks, sex is sex"

 

Bullshit. Why would anyone have sex with someone your not attracted to. That sounds harsh but is it? No. If you think a girl is pretty, thats that. Someone you are not into, even if she is hella cool, is still someone your not into.

[solidius23]

o dude cmon u mean to tell me u have never had sex with someone u didnt like

[Gryph]

nope. i've never had a one night stand but that's probably my fault.

[emsley]

nope. i've never had a one night stand but that's probably my fault.

 

Dude your a virgin.

[Gryph]

I just find the idea of fucking some random chick so dirty. The paranoia of disease scares me. I'm a strong proponent of actually liking and knowing the girl before diving into her vagina. Maybe I'll go try for one after my exam.

 

goddamn i sound like a prude wtf.

[veristic]

All I know is, you really like large girls then you don't mind getting with one. Those who are only curious about being with a rotund girl but don't see themselves really dating her, don't do it. If there's any bit of doubt in the back of your head against dating a fat girl that you're not attracted to, and you try to date that girl, your doubt will win you over in the end and probably end up turning the fat girl into a psycho like the one Kro mentioned for hurting them.

 

When looking for someone to be with, you should go for the one's that really attract you, and most of the time they are the thin women with nice figures. Else you just risk wasting your time and the fat girl's.

 

^Agreed with Gryph.

[Skythe]

Else you just risk wasting your time and the fat girl's.

 

Or a clowned midget

[emsley]

Else you just risk wasting your time and the fat girl's.

 

Or a clowned midget

 

How?

[veristic]

^I meant wasting your time if you wanted a relationship with a fat girl, when you're not naturally attracted to them. One-night stands don't matter.

[emsley]

^I meant wasting your time if you wanted a relationship with a fat girl, when you're not naturally attracted to them. One-night stands don't matter.

 

I feel 1000000000000000000 times better man for this post.,

x

[Krosigrim]

Im confused. Who would be with someone their not into? Even the worst Ive been with had something I was interested in. Same goes for them.

[emsley]

I just find the idea of fucking some random chick so dirty. The paranoia of disease scares me. I'm a strong proponent of actually liking and knowing the girl before diving into her vagina. Maybe I'll go try for one after my exam.

 

goddamn i sound like a prude wtf.

 

 

This.

I know from experience that if sling your meat and two veg about that bugs jump on your nuts.

And you get ANYTHING.

Warts, Clap, bottom burps, fuck me i have been threw the mill.

If you go round fucking women with no protection 1 in 3 suggests shes doing it all he time and your gonna get hosed.