I got kicked out of a concert guys wtf?

[emsley]

Reason: Smoking a cigarette in the toilets.

 

Please tell em something to cushion the blow - i was a "good" guy all night just a little drunk was not abusive to anyone - In the UK it is illegal to smoke in public places...

 

Im fucking dumbfounded - and that coming from me three of these guys HUGE motherufcker lifted me out of the club, the only thing the did not do was stomp my crotch.

[veristic]

Smoking bad.

[emsley]

im so fucking fucked off.

[ken_cinder]

Seriously? You know it's illegal, and you're mad about it? C'mon...you're smarter than that.

[Weirdy]

I don't know why but I lol'd

[emsley]

turtle shell power up.

[emsley]

Someone please tell me a storey of a bouncer playing the good guy.

[veristic]

I used to work with a guy who had a second gig as a bouncer. Riko, he was cool. He'd always have a stash of snacks and peanut-butter filled pretzels that i'd eat.

[emsley]

Bullshit i was (no offence) in the cubicle i don't give a shit if they can smell a shit, weed, or crack - they cant "film" in there and they can go fuck them selfs/ i had 5 burns off a smoke, i could of taken them round their club and spotted 20 fucks fucked off thier head (who later go on to smash your skull) fuck them!!1!!!! not this time guys.

[veristic]

Lol nexttime just step out to smoke. Or on the deck/patio or whatever designated area they let you smoke.

[Inky]

WHen I know I am gonna be in a place where I can not smoke for longer then I can comfortably handle I'll go get some snuse or snuff. snuse is better cuz you don't have to spit.

[emsley]

I has snuff before its kinda funky - like my hangover (uhhhhhh) this ones a stinker.

I emailed the venue about there lack of "grace" while i was taking a shit on the toilet and not smoking - i dont know how it is for Americans in clubs getting "caught" been evil - i wasn't even drunk 3 pints tops.

I remembered thinking when they had my arms (prised round my back ready push up) "i can get out of this" (been arrested is a lot of fun after the eight of tenth time you kinda get used to the "escape" moments.

 

If id been abusive weed smoking dick then fiar enough - any good bouncer "tells you" they dont "act"

I understand that reasoning with drunk people is ultra fucking annoying - but all they had to do was go "look - smoking -no - you og here for that blah blah -

 

They wanna fucking knuckle drag me they can kiss my stupid yorkshire ass cause if they dont reply to my email im gonnna mail the council about all the weed been smoked in there just to get them a fucking inspection (nice little bill for my inconvenience)

 

Oh god - so fucked off.