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SuperSoaka420

i had a vasectomy

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i have not had any pusssy action in two weeks now. been stuck in my room with a fan and i cant stop sweating. i dont know why i let my girl talk me into getting any vasectomy. god knows how many mini supersoaks are running around. i am forgiven for my sins. i had to sell a lot of my bling bling for that motherflocking hor. it burns when i want to piss like somebody stuck a needle in there.

 

can it get even badder? i got all these bookmarks to the best porno sites and theyr teasing me with some delicious tits. i cant taste them without my dong having a heart attack. the doc says i got to wait another 2 weeks before i can get any action. i think he flocked up the surgery. i cant even move my ass from this chair without limping.

 

my dong is broken. :(

 

if your woman said to you to have a vasectomy would you listen to her and do it? i think i made the worst mistake in my life.

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vasectomy or circumcision?

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vasectomy or circumcision?

he needed to check my bladder first so it hink thats why i got the burnin. then he did the vasectomy. i was out of it. i had some tequila the night before since i was flocking scared. my father which i dont like to talk about argued with me sayin that i no longer will have the family jewels. i was an only child so it really hurt when he said that.

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vasectomy or circumcision?

he needed to check my bladder first so it hink thats why i got the burnin. then he did the vasectomy. i was out of it. i had some tequila the night before since i was flocking scared. my father which i dont like to talk about argued with me sayin that i no longer will have the family jewels. i was an only child so it really hurt when he said that.

Ouch! I think that bladder check was a cystoscopy. I've had to do that before and it was a very unpleasant experience. That'll give you burning urination for a long time. I don't know about two weeks though.

 

Vasectomy is hard core. I guess you couldn't stand being on the Maury show?

 

At least you will forever know, you're not the father!

 

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And to answer your question, I would never do a vasectomy. You never know when you want to change your mind in the future. It gets lonely when you get older, and realize you have no family, no children, and it's just you.

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freeze your sperm and hide it in a super secret place that can only be accessed by court order

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SH!T son, don't you feel less like a man now? Not to dis you or anything but WTF? You shoulda had her get that special metal rod implanted in the shoulder, no kids and you could cum in her whenever you wanted. Man, I'd never get rid of my mini AxLs.

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better safe than sorry (and broke, paying child support) IMO

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better safe than sorry (and broke, paying child support) IMO

 

ever heard of condoms and abortion? -_-

nope, I am completely oblivious to any form of contraception

 

condoms won't always work and not all girls want an abortion

 

vasectomies are the sure-fire way of never fertilizing an egg

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Things so irreversible and fundamentally foolish as vasectomies make me wonder what failed criteria (if any) are used to distribute life to the stupid creatures that would so quickly sacrifice the ability to reproduce simply to have more sex.

 

I can picture nothing more pathetic than a man who would sterilise himself to appease a woman. I find the thought sickening.

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