JKKDARK Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 How can you miss this beautiful piece of prototype? Check the specs Many years ago in a deserted Japanese airfield there lived 10 Nintendo scientists. Their job? To create a fun, entertaining next generation console - they succeeded. Unfortunetly for them they all had to be vapourised - this was so no other competitor could find out the secrets of the Wii™ The survivour as can be seen here is the prototype - several people have given their lives for this to available on eBay... Anyway, to cut to the chase the prototype is a one of a kind Wii™ - just check out the specifications of this beast! Unfortunetly I've not been able to get it to work, there seems to be some code which will be needed to unlock the console The console also comes with a unique Aqua Cool water bottle cooler which sits on top of the console to keep it cool. Without further a do onto the specifications; Processors: * CPU: AMD Opteron™ Quad core processor as used in Cray™ Super Computers - beat that XBox360. 100GFlops peak performance when running Wii™ Sports in 64-bit mode. PCB layout and data bus management design by Cray™ "nothing to see here" Secret mission labs * GPU: Agnus 8371 Chip (as used in the Commodore Amiga range of Home computers) Memory: * 16 Tb main memory (28.5Gb per sec) * 512k chip RAM for Agnus Co-processor Ports and peripheral capabilities: * Up to four Sega Saturn controllers (connected via a cable) * Ear & Mic connectors for tape player * Sensor Bar port for detection of anyone coming within 5m of Nintendo Wii™ prototype - automatically vaporises intruders * Accessory port on bottom of Wii Remote which can also control your TV and VCR * Wireless Free * Barmcake slot for toasting breaded goods - well the heat from the processor has to be useful for something, right? Built-in content ratings systems: * This is the prototype so is free of this Storage: * Everything is just shoved into memory because there is so much of it - blinking fast. * Slot-loading disc drive compatible with 8 cm Nintendo GameCube Game Disc and 12 cm Wii Optical Disc for historians * Audio Cassette option Video: * standard 4:3 * RGB, composite via A520 Commodore Video module or S-video * Zorro 3 Slot for NewTek Video Toaster 4000 Audio: * Main: Stereo * Controller: Paula Power consumption: * All of your town watts when switched on * A few streets worth of watts in standby Collection only on this item. Mario is after me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 meh the old "2 gamecubes duct taped together" is funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterPhW Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 How can you miss this beautiful piece of prototype? Check the specs Many years ago in a deserted Japanese airfield there lived 10 Nintendo scientists. Their job? To create a fun, entertaining next generation console - they succeeded. Unfortunetly for them they all had to be vapourised - this was so no other competitor could find out the secrets of the Wii™ The survivour as can be seen here is the prototype - several people have given their lives for this to available on eBay... Anyway, to cut to the chase the prototype is a one of a kind Wii™ - just check out the specifications of this beast! Unfortunetly I've not been able to get it to work, there seems to be some code which will be needed to unlock the console The console also comes with a unique Aqua Cool water bottle cooler which sits on top of the console to keep it cool. Without further a do onto the specifications; Processors: * CPU: AMD Opteron™ Quad core processor as used in Cray™ Super Computers - beat that XBox360. 100GFlops peak performance when running Wii™ Sports in 64-bit mode. PCB layout and data bus management design by Cray™ "nothing to see here" Secret mission labs * GPU: Agnus 8371 Chip (as used in the Commodore Amiga range of Home computers) Memory: * 16 Tb main memory (28.5Gb per sec) * 512k chip RAM for Agnus Co-processor Ports and peripheral capabilities: * Up to four Sega Saturn controllers (connected via a cable) * Ear & Mic connectors for tape player * Sensor Bar port for detection of anyone coming within 5m of Nintendo Wii™ prototype - automatically vaporises intruders * Accessory port on bottom of Wii Remote which can also control your TV and VCR * Wireless Free * Barmcake slot for toasting breaded goods - well the heat from the processor has to be useful for something, right? Built-in content ratings systems: * This is the prototype so is free of this Storage: * Everything is just shoved into memory because there is so much of it - blinking fast. * Slot-loading disc drive compatible with 8 cm Nintendo GameCube Game Disc and 12 cm Wii Optical Disc for historians * Audio Cassette option Video: * standard 4:3 * RGB, composite via A520 Commodore Video module or S-video * Zorro 3 Slot for NewTek Video Toaster 4000 Audio: * Main: Stereo * Controller: Paula Power consumption: * All of your town watts when switched on * A few streets worth of watts in standby Collection only on this item. Mario is after me LAME... just another Anti Nintendo flamer tries to get some attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emwearz Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Not even slightly funny. I'm with MasterPhW, just some loser wanting attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKKDARK Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 It's not funny? What other fake system is funnier than this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iq_132 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 It's not funny? What other fake system is funnier than this one? The playstation 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JKKDARK Posted February 14, 2008 Author Share Posted February 14, 2008 It's not funny? What other fake system is funnier than this one? The playstation 3 No one can beats the legendary PlayStation 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJ Jackson Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 God dammit, some people just have too much time on their hands, most of them have got no lives, so they just do something to gain attention what losers they are. I saw lame stuff like that before and haven't we all. I don't know about you guys, what I would do in my spare time is to either go to the gym, hang out with my friends or just learn how to use Blender (3D modeling). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devia Eleven Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 It's not funny? What other fake system is funnier than this one? The playstation 3 No one can beats the legendary PlayStation 3 It's called Photoshop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TapeWurm Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 The funny part is subtle. Check out the specs for the GPU. Now that's humor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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