Sleepwalking, or Talking in your sleep

[Ghosty]

Sleeped walked and talked last monday. Fell asleep in the living room, woke up in my bed room, had a whole convo with my mom in between. Or thats what she said.

[Thaggomizer]

I talk in my sleep. My roomate says that I say mean things.

[ken_cinder]

None of my own, but one of my brothers.

 

Caught him sleepwalking up the basement stairs at a friends, I took him with me for the weekend. He made it half way up the stairs, and proceeded to take a piss..........into my friends little sisters winter boots!

I yelled at him "WTF are you doing!?" and he replied "Going to the bathroom". "Yeah, into so-and-so's boots!", in response I got "No, I'm going in the toilet" as he continued to go.

 

It wasn't until I stood right beside him and spoke loud and cuffed him upside the head did he wake up and stop, at least I think he was awake.

 

Now THAT is funny.

 

Edit: Oh I remember my mother telling me she used to hear me telling people what to do at work, in my sleep. My wife now tells me I order coffee in my sleep, but oddly enough, not with what I drink in it.

[Ahmad89]

A kid in my classmate was laughing, yelling, then crying when he was asleep. About half the class caught him on their phone. He talked alot about stuff that i dont think he would want us to know. Either about his parents, smoking pot, and his stories with his girl. The teacher ended up waking him up after cracking up laughing. Luckly it was a subtitute teacher so we sat around him and listened to the kid. The good old high school days. I have another but i'll post later.

[Krosigrim]

Alright, good. Fantastic stuff people. I wanted to wait a bit till people started sharing, before I told you the crazy stories. One in particular I am thinking of. Are you ready. Oh man, I can't believe I'm posting this.....

 

You know, I should save this one for last, its the craziest one I have, but whatever.

 

OK. I was spending the night at my moms house. I don't remember why, but the spare bedroom was off limits, so I had to sleep on the couch. Well, it was around 3 or so, and I turned of the TV and went to sleep. The next morning, I woke up to my Mom making breakfast. So I started to get up, I went to move the sheets off me, when I noticed........... I was naked. I sat there for a second, searching through my memories, trying to figure out WTF happened ?!?!?! I had a chance to get dressed real quick, Mom wasn't in the line of sight.

 

So I was alittle weary, not knowing what happened. And my Mom asked me if I wanted to join her on the porch for a cigarette. There we were, sitting down, when she asked me if I went outside that night through the screen door on the porch. You see, the hydrolic ram on the door had stripped screw holes. So when you open it, the mount falls off the frame. So here it was hanging. And I was the only possible suspect.

 

I don't know what happened. But apparently..... I got undressed in my sleep, and left the apartment to walk around the complex buck ass naked. I have no idea if anyone saw me. You see my Mom lives next to UCF and there are alot of collage students living there. So there has to be alot of night owls and party animals. I just don't know. Hey... maybe I went to a party. I think I would have been a hit!!!! But I didn't have any numbers written on my arm :/

 

Ok that was the big one. I'll post more but I don't think I can top that one.

[Bambi]

Alright, good. Fantastic stuff people. I wanted to wait a bit till people started sharing, before I told you the crazy stories. One in particular I am thinking of. Are you ready. Oh man, I can't believe I'm posting this.....

 

You know, I should save this one for last, its the craziest one I have, but whatever.

 

OK. I was spending the night at my moms house. I don't remember why, but the spare bedroom was off limits, so I had to sleep on the couch. Well, it was around 3 or so, and I turned of the TV and went to sleep. The next morning, I woke up to my Mom making breakfast. So I started to get up, I went to move the sheets off me, when I noticed........... I was naked. I sat there for a second, searching through my memories, trying to figure out WTF happened ?!?!?! I had a chance to get dressed real quick, Mom wasn't in the line of sight.

 

So I was alittle weary, not knowing what happened. And my Mom asked me if I wanted to join her on the porch for a cigarette. There we were, sitting down, when she asked me if I went outside that night through the screen door on the porch. You see, the hydrolic ram on the door had stripped screw holes. So when you open it, the mount falls off the frame. So here it was hanging. And I was the only possible suspect.

 

I don't know what happened. But apparently..... I got undressed in my sleep, and left the apartment to walk around the complex buck ass naked. I have no idea if anyone saw me. You see my Mom lives next to UCF and there are alot of collage students living there. So there has to be alot of night owls and party animals. I just don't know. Hey... maybe I went to a party. I think I would have been a hit!!!! But I didn't have any numbers written on my arm :/

 

Ok that was the big one. I'll post more but I don't think I can top that one.

 

WOW

[onetrueblade]

Well, when I was younger I used to walk around the house in my sleep and hold conversations I didn't even remember. Like I'd be watching tv, someone would ask me what I was doing and I'd answer "I'm watching tv, what's it look like?" or something. But if I was told to go back to bed I would, apparently. It hasn't happened to me in a least 8 or 9 years, but it used to be so common that the doors were always locked so I didn't get out and I always had to sleep on the 1st floor. I did know a friend of mine that woke up standing in a field at 3 am, though. Glad that never happened to me.

[mitochondrialeve]

My story isnt sexy or anything like that... but here it goes...

 

When I was about 6 or 7 ( i might have been 9) I stayed up all night because my birthday was the next day. I guess I must have dozed off because when I woke up I was in the 7-11 storage room a block from my house. I guess it was good that I was living in a good neighborhood.

[onetrueblade]

My story isnt sexy or anything like that... but here it goes...

 

When I was about 6 or 7 ( i might have been 9) I stayed up all night because my birthday was the next day. I guess I must have dozed off because when I woke up I was in the 7-11 storage room a block from my house. I guess it was good that I was living in a good neighborhood.

 

Yeah, you lucked out there. At least it wasn"t the freezer BWAH HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited October 26, 2007 by onetrueblade

[mitochondrialeve]

My story isnt sexy or anything like that... but here it goes...

 

When I was about 6 or 7 ( i might have been 9) I stayed up all night because my birthday was the next day. I guess I must have dozed off because when I woke up I was in the 7-11 storage room a block from my house. I guess it was good that I was living in a good neighborhood.

 

Yeah, you lucked out there. At least it wasn"t the freezer BWAH HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Might as well have been, it was in April burrrr

[Krosigrim]

Hmmm. your not the only one. When I was like 6 or 7, I got up real late and when into the living room. My step dad was in the kitchen getting something to eat, but he was watching Doctor Who in the living room. He came back to find me laying on the floor, watching the TV. He told me to go to bed, and I looked right up ar him, upside down and everything, and just stared. He musta said it over and over and got mad, because I remember him turning me over slightly, and spanking me. I remember laughing in his face!!!! The next morning I recalled most of it, but it felt like a dream. And when I mentioned it, he told me it did happen.

 

And you, OneTrueBlade, mentioned something about your parents locking the door. Well I was on a road trip with my Dad, and we were at a motel. Late that night, he heard this consistent noise and came to the front door, to find me undoing the chain latch. He asked me what I was doing, and I said I was going to go outside or something. So he told me to go back to bed. Thing was, when he found me, I had just unlatched it. If he didn't wake up, I would have been wondering in my sleep, at the age of 11, in God knows where Arizona. Damn Mitochondrialeve, your story makes me think about that. That would be so shocking to find your self anywhere but home, much less a 7-11 storage room.

 

Damn, if i keep this up, I'm going to run out of stories!!!

 

 

So yea, anyway, good job people, keep 'em comming.

Edited October 26, 2007 by Belthasar

[onetrueblade]

Hmmm. your not the only one. When I was like 6 or 7, I got up real late and when into the living room. My step dad was in the kitchen getting something to eat, but he was watching Doctor Who in the living room. He came back to find me laying on the floor, watching the TV. He told me to go to bed, and I looked right up ar him, upside down and everything, and just stared. He musta said it over and over and got mad, because I remember him turning me over slightly, and spanking me. I remember laughing in his face!!!! The next morning I recalled most of it, but it felt like a dream. And when I mentioned it, he told me it did happen.

 

And you, OneTrueBlade, mentioned something about your parents locking the door. Well I was on a road trip with my Dad, and we were at a motel. Late that night, he heard this consistent noise and came to the front door, to find me undoing the chain latch. He asked me what I was doing, and I said I was going to go outside or something. So he told me to go back to bed. Thing was, when he found me, I had just unlatched it. If he didn't wake up, I would have been wondering in my sleep, at the age of 11, in God knows where Arizona. Damn Mitochondrialeve, your story makes me think about that. That would be so shocking to find your self anywhere but home, much less a 7-11 storage room.

 

Damn, if i keep this up, I'm going to run out of stories!!!

 

 

 

 

So yea, anyway, good job people, keep 'em comming.

 

I never escaped the house while sleepwalking, but that is a horrifying thought nonetheless.

[onetrueblade]

I thought of another kind of funny story- i was sleeping over at my cousins house and we had to sleep in the same room. I'm laying awake on the floor because i have a hard time sleeping in other people's houses when all of a sudden he shoots straight up in bed and yells "THAT WAS A HUGE BUG!!!!!!!" and falls back to sleep. I don't think he woke up at all. That was weird.

[Krosigrim]

Well my Mom always told me about trying to wake me for school. She said I'd speak some nonsensical gibberish. It was like I was speaking in another language. I think it is the fact, that when you are asleep, your mind is not affected by real time flow. I think that my mind was operating at such a speed, that my mouth was incapable of keeping up. Stranger none the less.

[iq_132]

Apparently when people try and wake me up, I'll carry on whole conversations with them and not remember that any of it ever happened.

Also, I was talking to my mother one day (when I was visiting her and my dad), she woke me up and I started talking about flowers for some reason. Weird.

Oh, and I use to sleep through fire alarms in dormitories. Like these things were loud loud loud and I could sleep through them. People would ask me about them later and I was like "what?"