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Life is what you make it. Even if I am the last man on earth I sure what to live it to the fullest and not just waste it away.

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Life is what you make it. Even if I am the last man on earth I sure what to live it to the fullest and not just waste it away.

Masturbation is SO not a waste of time!

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Life is what you make it. Even if I am the last man on earth I sure what to live it to the fullest and not just waste it away.

Masturbation is SO not a waste of time!

 

Guess not for you yougins but for me it is a waste when you can get a BJ from the wife at anytime with no energy expended. :P

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Life is what you make it. Even if I am the last man on earth I sure what to live it to the fullest and not just waste it away.

Masturbation is SO not a waste of time!

 

Guess not for you yougins but for me it is a waste when you can get a BJ from the wife at anytime with no energy expended. :P

Look at the title, tho: "Last person on earth"

Therefore, no more free BJs for you!

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Life is what you make it. Even if I am the last man on earth I sure what to live it to the fullest and not just waste it away.

Masturbation is SO not a waste of time!

 

Guess not for you yougins but for me it is a waste when you can get a BJ from the wife at anytime with no energy expended. :P

Look at the title, tho: "Last person on earth"

Therefore, no more free BJs for you!

 

Ya but at my age don't need them anymore...lol. Unless I get the viagra the robotic Pamala Anderson.

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Non-sex related response. Find a verandah somewhere with a good view of a deserted city. Pull up a deck chair and gaze out over it. I can think of nothing more therapeutic.

 

Ever play Silent Hill 2 and just wish that ass James would stop looking for his wife, go to the hotel and chill? Seriously I would have loved running that place with no one else about.

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The only thing that would worry me about being the last person left, is there would be nobody to keep the power stations working, nobody to keep the internet working, and i wouldn't be able to talk to you guys.

 

So, I would take over my neighborhood and live in splendid loneliness for a while. Who knows, I might set fire to a suburb or two to ease the boredom.

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The only thing that would worry me about being the last person left, is there would be nobody to keep the power stations working, nobody to keep the internet working, and i wouldn't be able to talk to you guys.

 

That'd be the least of your problems since there wouldn't be any 'you guys' to talk to. As for all the info on the net, just go stone age on its ass. What good is information if you and your entire species are on the brink of extinction anyway?

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