What song(s) do you like that would normally embarrass you in front of friends?

[Gryph]

For me it would be Gloria Estefan's Conga and Ted Nugent's Fred Bear.

[Alpha]

A few years back I had a friend over as I was showing him a software that he could use for his new home business. Anyways, I had Madonna - Die Another Day set to REPEAT on Winamp. After the song played over 5 times, he eventually asked me "What the hell is wrong with you?" Needless to say, I had no response, but immediately changed the song.

 

Another song I love is ...

 

Whitney Houston - So Emotional

 

I also found it depressing how addicted to drugs she got because of stupid Bobby Brown. Her career went down the toilet with that reality show of theirs.

[NeuronMaster]

I'd say Kelly Clarkson, but when my friends found out they were all uppins with "Oh yeah dude, high five for guilty pleasures--I dig her too!"

[Alpha]

I'd say Kelly Clarkson, but when my friends found out they were all uppins with "Oh yeah dude, high five for guilty pleasures--I dig her too!"

Some friends of mine call her the "KC Masterpiece" .... I enjoy her vocals as well.

 

................ But I don't find her attractive one bit. Unfortunately, she's gained quite a lot of weight recently with all the food backstage.

[OverlordMondo]

As someone known for blasting only the hardest shiniest metal known to man, just about anything else I have gets some weird looks from people. I think the one most embarrassing song I own is Candy Girl by Bambee.

[BlackKnight]

Sugababes - Hole in the Head

 

My friends don't know I like the Sugababes. Lucky for me.

[Ghosty]

Currently:

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

 

No need to explain do I?

[Alpha]

Currently:

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

 

No need to explain do I?

 

Please explain ... I really can't stand that singer one bit! I also can't stand her "stoner" look ... if anything, she looks like an absolute moron.

[Cominus]

Currently:

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

 

No need to explain do I?

 

Please explain ... I really can't stand that singer one bit! I also can't stand her "stoner" look ... if anything, she looks like an absolute moron.

 

She's still a hottie though.

[BlackKnight]

She's still a hottie though.

 

Take that back. She looks like a demon. Seriously.

[Alpha]

She's still a hottie though.

 

Take that back. She looks like a demon. Seriously.

If maybe she stopped smoking weed and laid low on the eyeliner... maybe she'd have a chance.

[BlackKnight]

If maybe she stopped smoking weed and laid low on the eyeliner... maybe she'd have a chance.

 

Nah, she's a lost cause. I'd strongly recommend her for the part of Andariel, Maiden of Anguish, in any upcoming Diablo film.

[Alpha]

If maybe she stopped smoking weed and laid low on the eyeliner... maybe she'd have a chance.

 

Nah, she's a lost cause. I'd strongly recommend her for the part of Andariel, Maiden of Anguish, in any upcoming Diablo film.

Or the witch from The Wizard of Oz ..

 

 

Damn, she's fine.

[Ghosty]

If maybe she stopped smoking weed and laid low on the eyeliner... maybe she'd have a chance.

 

Nah, she's a lost cause. I'd strongly recommend her for the part of Andariel, Maiden of Anguish, in any upcoming Diablo film.

Or the witch from The Wizard of Oz ..

 

 

Damn, she's fine.

 

Stop posting pic of my girlfriend...

 

Ok, that was a bad Avril pic, but that song is catchy!

HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

NOW WAY! NO WAY! I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE!

[BlackKnight]

HEY! HEY! YOU! YOU! I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

NOW WAY! NO WAY! I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE!

 

The sheer audacity of pop lyrics these days astound me. That and 'doncha wish your girlfriend was hot like me'. Wtf?

 

What kind of shallow ape do these lyricists take me for? Is some dumb broad who 'don't like my girlfriend' meant to be attractive to me? And do I wish that my girlfriend was a used and abuse slag who I personally wouldn't let touch me? The answer to that one is implicit I guess.

 

Annoying as all hell, and utterly insulting to my intelligence. That sh.t is the reason why pop is ruined and why I can't turn on the radio now without reeling in agony.

 

There should be a new topic 'Do pop lyrics contribute to the contemporary degenerative state of morality- eventually turning kids into poor deluded flockers, and, by way of course, inevitably inspiring the plague of emo-ism?' It's a bit long winded, but well warranted nonetheless.