Gryph Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Once when I was 16 I slapped a chick in the face with my member and it broke her neck. True story. Now that is COLD BLOODED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 (edited) Once when I was 16 I slapped a chick in the face with my member and it broke her neck. True story. Now that is COLD BLOODED!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>For telling such a lame lie. EDITED by GryphonKlaw: Fatal, please don't use that picture here. I shouldn't have used earlier on random's post but I was trying to make a point. Find a better picture already... Edited October 28, 2004 by GryphonKlaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Thanks for making my post ugly, now it makes no sense. But Random Fag knows what pic ot was and thats all that counts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMondo Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Wow Fatal! You seduced a foreign chick! You're my idol! Nah, I'm sure I could do that. I need to go find some foreign chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Wow Fatal! You seduced a foreign chick! You're my idol! Nah, I'm sure I could do that. I need to go find some foreign chicks.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Just belive in yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Once when I was 16 I slapped a chick in the face with my member and it broke her neck. True story. Now that is COLD BLOODED!People should steer clear of your trained killer member. Seriously, this thread is way too flocked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L.S.D Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Once when I was 16 I slapped a chick in the face with my member and it broke her neck. True story. Now that is COLD BLOODED!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>People should steer clear of your trained killer member. Seriously, this thread is way too flocked up.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Just like 2emulation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted October 28, 2004 Share Posted October 28, 2004 Once when I was 16 I slapped a chick in the face with my member and it broke her neck. True story. Now that is COLD BLOODED!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>People should steer clear of your trained killer member. Seriously, this thread is way too flocked up.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Just like 2emulation <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hehe, a bit of 2Emu style posting is seeping through to here. I must keep it in check. But I when I was 17, I was offered a job as a government specialist (aka hitman) because of my killer member. Unfortunately I had to finish high school so I could not pursue a career in that field. I could have been like James Bond!!! Perhaps one day my killer member will become useful. Maybe I'll be in a hostage situation and I'll spring into action. HEEE YA!!! This thread is flocked up. All in good humor...can't say the same about taste though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatal Rose Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 Not sure if this is cold blooded or dumb. But anyway, last night me and a few of my friends were out drinking, we eventually went to my friends cousin's house, (yes the should I do this house) and yes she was there but we only talked for a couple seconds, she went to bed. Well my friend was very happy to see his girl, the one he loves, it was such a big deal for him because she just got out of jail (long story and not what you think). He was hurting so bad while she was gone. Well there were about 7 of us there and he went outside to smoke, she stayed in with me and her step sister and my friends cousin. I was sitting on a stool like chair in front of his computer downloading music at the end of his bed. She was lying on the bed kind of close to me. I did not think anything of it since she was a little drunk, well throughout the span of a few minutes she kept getting closer slowly. Eventually her butt was up against my leg, I was a little tipsy myself, and for some reason I started to get real H*rny, so I crept my hand on down there and started to get a handful. She stood up, I got all freaked out thinking she was going to cuss me out and hit me or go tell her boyfriend. She bent over and got like face to face with me and was staring at the computer screen, she told me that I am so cute and one of the nicest guys she has ever met. I thanked her and she started to give me requests on what songs to download. She kept getting closer and leaning into me. Well she than eventually sat on my lap and could feel my nature through our pants, she pressing down hard with her body, man it was hard not to go in for the kill right there but i knew she was drunk and would regret this tomorrow. But uncontrollably I started to feel up on her lower body. I than told her can you excuse me for a second, she got up and told me to come back because she loves talking to me. I went outside and talked to my friends, they were smoking and having a great conversation, but for some dumb reason (must have been the liquor) I went back in a few minutes later. She was sitting there in front of the computer waiting for me. I went back over there asked her what songs she wanted me to download for her (pretty stupid excuse to resume what was going on) so she got up and I took her seat and she sat next to me. Well she got right back to the physical stuff and grabbed my nature this time, I than felt hers. She than kissed me on the cheek and than kissed me on the lips, she got embarrassed because I did not kiss her back, so I felt bad and kissed her French style. We than got up and went into my friends living room and started kissing and touching hardcore on his couch. I eventually stopped right before we were about to get it on (this would have been my sixth but who is counting) I told her I can't do this to you and my friend. She started to act like she was about to cry so I consoled her and said that she would regret this tomorrow and it would ruin what ever friendship me and you might have and her relationship with her boyfriend. So I got up and went outside and started to talk to my friends, She stayed in the house and went back into my friends cousin's room and sat there quietly. My friend asked me if I just got done jerking it because he said I looked like I just got done getting busy. I said no I just fell asleep on the couch for a while. So this is about halfway cold blooded because I stopped anything from happening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyokugenKiss Posted October 31, 2004 Author Share Posted October 31, 2004 Not sure if this is cold blooded or dumb. But anyway, last night me and a few of my friends were out drinking, we eventually went to my friends cousin's house, (yes the should I do this house) and yes she was there but we only talked for a couple seconds, she went to bed. Well my friend was very happy to see his girl, the one he loves, it was such a big deal for him because she just got out of jail (long story and not what you think). He was hurting so bad while she was gone. Well there were about 7 of us there and he went outside to smoke, she stayed in with me and her step sister and my friends cousin. I was sitting on a stool like chair in front of his computer downloading music at the end of his bed. She was lying on the bed kind of close to me. I did not think anything of it since she was a little drunk, well throughout the span of a few minutes she kept getting closer slowly. Eventually her butt was up against my leg, I was a little tipsy myself, and for some reason I started to get real H*rny, so I crept my hand on down there and started to get a handful. She stood up, I got all freaked out thinking she was going to cuss me out and hit me or go tell her boyfriend. She bent over and got like face to face with me and was staring at the computer screen, she told me that I am so cute and one of the nicest guys she has ever met. I thanked her and she started to give me requests on what songs to download. She kept getting closer and leaning into me. Well she than eventually sat on my lap and could feel my nature through our pants, she pressing down hard with her body, man it was hard not to go in for the kill right there but i knew she was drunk and would regret this tomorrow. But uncontrollably I started to feel up on her lower body. I than told her can you excuse me for a second, she got up and told me to come back because she loves talking to me. I went outside and talked to my friends, they were smoking and having a great conversation, but for some dumb reason (must have been the liquor) I went back in a few minutes later. She was sitting there in front of the computer waiting for me. I went back over there asked her what songs she wanted me to download for her (pretty stupid excuse to resume what was going on) so she got up and I took her seat and she sat next to me. Well she got right back to the physical stuff and grabbed my nature this time, I than felt hers. She than kissed me on the cheek and than kissed me on the lips, she got embarrassed because I did not kiss her back, so I felt bad and kissed her French style. We than got up and went into my friends living room and started kissing and touching hardcore on his couch. I eventually stopped right before we were about to get it on (this would have been my sixth but who is counting) I told her I can't do this to you and my friend. She started to act like she was about to cry so I consoled her and said that she would regret this tomorrow and it would ruin what ever friendship me and you might have and her relationship with her boyfriend. So I got up and went outside and started to talk to my friends, She stayed in the house and went back into my friends cousin's room and sat there quietly. My friend asked me if I just got done jerking it because he said I looked like I just got done getting busy. I said no I just fell asleep on the couch for a while. So this is about halfway cold blooded because I stopped anything from happening.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> too much letters! im not going to read all that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted October 31, 2004 Share Posted October 31, 2004 You pussied out man, how un-Fatal of you. I'm very disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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