The Rhyming Thread

[random guy]

you know what, you're right, bomba ole mate,

I haven't rhymed since highschool -but wait!

I've forgotten what I learned about rhythm and timing,

And yet still I can write verse that is rhyming.

[Fatal Rose]

You guys have the greatist rhymes of all time.

[BoomBa_GoosE]

you know what, you're right, bomba ole mate,

I haven't rhymed since highschool  -but wait!

I've forgotten what I learned about rhythm and timing,

And yet still I can write verse that is rhyming.

so did i man, high skool sucked.

wouldve had more fun jus by feedin the ducks.

but now i got this, 1emu all the way,

gives me somethin to do, jus like today.

my one and only place where i can jabber all day,

about games and music and whatever there is to say.

been here since the release of SVC,

metal slug 5 too, but not as good as 1,2, and 3.

tho emulation today is at a slow rate,

but 1emu.com will never go away.

[Shibathedog]

i like cheese wiz

to bad the only word that rymes is *censored by shibathedog*

you know thats kinda gross...

I have images to host!

this ryme makes no sense

my head must be quite dense

its also a waste of time

to make this stupid ryme

I like cheese

I like peas

that bareley rymed but who cares?

I like bears.

This ryme is very random

i hope i do not become banned-om

its also just damn incoherent

i must be sniffing an inhalent

Its hard to get those words to ryhme like that

which makes this poem "phat"

this is probably the stupidest thing ive ever written, or youve ever read

which is why im going to bed

 

and with that, im going to sleep, thank you thanks you, id like to thank the academy and the evil peice of cheese, please ignore my random stupidity

 

woo, another rhyme

 

crap, i stepped in some doo

 

crap not i cant stop

 

look what you did to me!

 

this poem is going to be a flop

 

jeasus christ i have to pee!!!

[N3oGhost]

you know what, you're right, bomba ole mate,

I haven't rhymed since highschool  -but wait!

I've forgotten what I learned about rhythm and timing,

And yet still I can write verse that is rhyming.

so did i man, high skool sucked.

wouldve had more fun jus by feedin the ducks.

but now i got this, 1emu all the way,

gives me somethin to do, jus like today.

my one and only place where i can jabber all day,

about games and music and whatever there is to say.

been here since the release of SVC,

metal slug 5 too, but not as good as 1,2, and 3.

tho emulation today is at a slow rate,

but 1emu.com will never go away.

"since SVC"... you make it sound like a long time

I got farts still floatin from before that rom hit the On-line.

 

what a damn crime to mention the allmighty slugs

bustin out how 5 didnt match up with the first ones

Although this is true, you had one fatal flaw in your list

Your ass didnt mention slug2's ultimate fix.

everyone knows slug2 dont stack up to X.

its ok Goose, now that i put that to rest

lets talk about somethin that messed with my head

 

Its one of them things that make you say "what tha phuck"

A goose talkin about "feeding the ducks"

How about goin out and pissin on trucks?

now thats what i call fun, son

Your a GOOSE, boomba

start actin like one.

[Shibathedog]

everyone knows the best slug was 3

crap man, i STILL gotta pee

[N3oGhost]

everyone knows the best slug was 3

crap man, i STILL gotta pee

Oh hell yeah shiba I whole-heartedly agree

of all the slugs, the best was 3.

 

wasnt my point in my post though G

I was just makin it clear that X was skipped from between.

 

Holla

[BoomBa_GoosE]

you know what, you're right, bomba ole mate,

I haven't rhymed since highschool  -but wait!

I've forgotten what I learned about rhythm and timing,

And yet still I can write verse that is rhyming.

so did i man, high skool sucked.

wouldve had more fun jus by feedin the ducks.

but now i got this, 1emu all the way,

gives me somethin to do, jus like today.

my one and only place where i can jabber all day,

about games and music and whatever there is to say.

been here since the release of SVC,

metal slug 5 too, but not as good as 1,2, and 3.

tho emulation today is at a slow rate,

but 1emu.com will never go away.

"since SVC"... you make it sound like a long time

I got farts still floatin from before that rom hit the On-line.

 

what a damn crime to mention the allmighty slugs

bustin out how 5 didnt match up with the first ones

Although this is true, you had one fatal flaw in your list

Your ass didnt mention slug2's ultimate fix.

everyone knows slug2 dont stack up to X.

its ok Goose, now that i put that to rest

lets talk about somethin that messed with my head

 

Its one of them things that make you say "what tha phuck"

A goose talkin about "feeding the ducks"

How about goin out and pissin on trucks?

now thats what i call fun, son

Your a GOOSE, boomba

start actin like one.

alll u messed up mah rhymes...i thought they were funny!! =(

 

haha sleep time, no more rhymes, maybe tomorrow, and please be kind =) haha good one dude.

[N3oGhost]

alll u messed up mah rhymes...i thought they were funny!! =(

 

haha sleep time, no more rhymes, maybe tomorrow, and please be kind =) haha good one dude.

Its all good Boomba, we all family

and yeah man, your rhymes WERE funny

thats what made mine the money.

Thanks honey.

 

Anyway.....

 

I enjoyed the flows bros

Like the goose though

to sleep i too must go

 

Peace out Hos!

 

Holla

[Mag]

haha great job you guys specially Goomba

lets continue this extravaganza

com on guys, keep this up

feel like ryhming in the 1emu pub

so use yer mind to make the best ryhmes

search deep inside right beneath yer mind

and thats where you can get all yer lines

spit them out lyrically with alot of smite

 

[random guy]

haha great job you guys specially Goomba

lets continue this extravaganza

com on guys, keep this up

feel like ryhming in the 1emu pub

so use yer mind to make the best ryhmes

search deep inside right beneath yer mind

and thats where you can get all yer lines

spit them out lyrically with alot of smite

 

...most of these rhymes are a load of shite!

 

No, no, no, just kidding guys, they're great really I just couldn't resist!

[Agozer]

Random's Hinata

is like a weird piñata.

 

You hit her once and she hits you back

and continues to beat your ass like a sack of crap.

[random guy]

But Agozer's mummy

is a little bit funny

If it runs into you

you'll be mummified too

And your movement will turn kind of scummy

 

(that's a limerick )

[Agozer]

But Agozer's mummy

is a little bit funny

If it runs into you

you'll be mummified too

And your movement will turn kind of scummy

 

(that's a limerick )

Ohhhh...that was baaad... En garde!

[random guy]

for a rhyming match, you do us call?

My dear friend, I am enthralled!

do you feel you can beat my prose?

If so, go nuts, good luck Agoze -

 

...r