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Ok I forgot all about her till my friend called me up a few minutes ago. Some 1emu members were asking me about this so I thought I would go ahead and update everyone. My friend has just informed me that she still wants to meet me, she is just going through a tough/crazy situation right now, something like that. Most likely I will see her this Saturday.

Ok what did she have to get waxed that made her postpone the date hmm?

 

I have no idea whats going on with her. I have not felt motivated to call her.

Getting her back waxed I see.

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Maybe her rectum?

Damn Ryan you nasty nasty boy.

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*Lier*, sniff sniff. Man its getting cold.

 

What are you talking about?

Nothing, just have a cold :o

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Rule #1 for blind dates....

Make sure your expectation is as low as you can go...

That way it will lessen the blow...

And if she is lower than that, then say you have to the bathroom across the street and go home, i think she will understand^^.

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BEWARE OF THE TRAP!

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Blind dates were created from the semen of Satan. Possibly one of the worst ideas I have ever heard. I've had a few people try to make me succumb to that crap so I just dropkick their face and run away.

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