Happy Lag Baomer!

[someboddy]

Yey! Another holiday hits my country, which means I don't have to go to school! Shame that I seldom go to school anyways, since it's the end of the year...

 

Now, before I start, "Lag" is spelled in Hebrew as lamed-gimel, which means 33. It does not mean delay(though it really fit's this holiday)

 

This holiday really represents the Israeli way(the Israeli way is "screw everyone else"). About three or four month before the holiday, children all over Israel steal shopping carts and use them to steal wooden boards from construction sites. Than, in the holiday itself, they build large bonfire, and when it's tall enough, they set it on fire. Then it collapses, and everyone are happy... except for nature of course, but that thing is never happy, now does he?

 

So kids, do you understand now what is the reason for the global warming and the hole in the ozone?

[taratata]

Happy 33 baomer!

 

And there's nothing like drunken shopping cart surfing

[someboddy]

It's hard to surf a wood filled cart.

[Weirdy]

oooK, happy lag baomer I guess

 

good luck breathing

[ken_cinder]

Wish I was Jewish and worked for the government, then I'd only have to work like 3 weeks out of the year.

[someboddy]

Wish I was Jewish and worked for the government, then I'd only have to work like 3 weeks out of the year.

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The best part of being Jewish is that you can tell jokes about Jews!