Elazul Yagami Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Top ten blogger lies 1. I don't consider myself an A-Lister. No, but I turn up for speaking gigs at all the big conferences anyway. Uh-huh. 2. I don't care about traffic. Of course I don't. Even though I'm a freelance consultant, and my blog is my primary way of marketing myself. Rock on. 3. I've read your blog. Yeah, well I read the "Musings of an unemployed tech consultant" bit on the title bar, before clicking off. That counts. 4. I started blogging back in 1999. Of course, back in 1999 a Flash-animated, brochureware homepage was considered a blog. Kinda sorta. 5. My blog has no commercial agenda. I'm far too sexy to care about money. Exactly. 6. I only have advertising on my blog as an experiment. That explains why the adstrip is right under the "Musings of an unemployed tech consultant" bit. Indeed. 7. I've never liked the unegalitarian term, "A-Lister". Even though I am one. Oh, the irony. 8. I'm proud to be a D-Lister. Even though I spend 7 hours a day writing the thing. Right. 9. He's a big hero of mine. He's got more traffic than downtown Mexico City and I'm hoping to God he links to me one day. 10. I really admire what she's doing for the blogosphere. I've noticed that she's currently single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken_cinder Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Blogs are teh whey ghey. Nobody cares about your stupid ass personal life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shibathedog Posted January 14, 2006 Share Posted January 14, 2006 Yeah, and not to mention the horrible photography skills bloggers have Anyone can take a picture of themself sitting in Dennys at 11PM staring blankly at a wall, Or take a picture of a can of coke at a weird angle, or my favorite, A picture of them passed out hungover with crap all over the floor around them not art at all no skill involved Yet some people gaze at it for hours, ZOMG HE USED THE BLACK AND WHITE EFFECT IN PHOTOSHOP ZOMG ZOMG!!!! AMAZING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucandrake Posted January 15, 2006 Share Posted January 15, 2006 Blogs are gay, there only good for passing around information(not personal information) and "certain" types of pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elazul Yagami Posted January 15, 2006 Author Share Posted January 15, 2006 Blogs are gay, there only good for passing around information(not personal information) and "certain" types of pictures.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> by "certain" types you don't happen to mean self nude photos of hot chicks do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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