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    What Movie Did you Just Watch?

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    Finally watched Transformers 2, well sort of, I got bored with it and turned it off halfway through. It was pretty ridiculous and stupid. Why did it have to be so long? The story wasn't nearly complex enough.

     

    I liked how they had to give Shia LaBeaf (or however you spell his name) a neon orange spray tan so he wouldn't stick out so much next to Megan Fox's neon orange spray on tan.

     

    Man I just cannot stop hating on Megan Fox, Every time I calm down I hear/see something else that makes me hate her even more. Her quote "Transformers isn't about acting" that supposedly justifies her shitty performance. I shouldn't even need to explain that one. Then she bars all the transformers comic writers or whatever from her transformers 2 launch party. What a dumb bitch, If it wasn't for Transformers no one would know shit about you, and judging by your other movies you better enjoy this success while it lasts. It's box office bombs and bro films for the rest of your life. It seems like she was genetically engineered to appeal to bros as much as possible, everything from her dumbass looks to her dumbass attitude.

     

     

    How did you not watch this in the theatre, man you fail so hard it's not even funny. :P

     

     

    This movie is about robots fighting!!!! ENERGON GOT DAMNIT!!!! ARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! THE FALLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Fag.

    Shaken up

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    I thought that E-mail you sent was probably the best it could have been. The person you sent it to has some serious problems, that you've already pointed out, but I'm sure they go deeper than what she shows. This is a ridiculous situation. Especially since it happened in the accompaniment of children! If anything like that ever happened near my children, I'd probably do a lot worse than what you did. Hell, I probably would have beaten that woman with a crutch in defense of my home. I know in a lot of places, you can kill someone in self defense if they're on your property. Not saying you should have done anything like that, but sheee-iiiit, that's what I'd be doing.

     

    Good job though, I think you did the best thing possible in that spur of the moment situation.

     

    Well, just be sure to have a good lawyer, and to clarify things up my letter was better n00b.

    Shaken up

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    Edit: NVM I read it, you made me miss a good part of Mad Adventure damn it!!!!

     

     

    It's like this, some people dont want your help, and your letter was a little biased, basicly you said that thier kids are your business, you're angry at them, they're some what evil, and that they need AA.

     

    Not calling you a cunt, but if you want people to listen, you have to be a little nicer, crazy people dont like being talked down upon. Your letter should have been as followed:

     

    Im writing this letter, because I care. You both are on a self destructive path, it's probably what you dont want to hear but it's the truth. I wanna help you guys, I think you should both should seek counseling and possibly AA, and if you have no method of transportation then I myself will take you.

     

    When I'm called in the middle of the night because of something you two have done to endanger _____ and that baby it's saddens me, and I honestly dont think you want them to keep going through that, so for the kids will you accept my offer?

     

    Sometimes a little prayer goes a long way. :D

    The HOT Chicks Thread! (NSFW)

    in Men's Corner [/swag]

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    Well, if mannequins are being posted, might as well post some Ecchi shit too.

    Also, girl in Cammy costume is Alyssa Kiss (formerly Alyssa chan). There are pics and vids of her floating around, but she's merely a cocktease.

     

    I thought there was already a thread devoted to cosplay, why are you trolls spamming that schit here?

     

     

    No you assholes, she's not a maniquine, she's half black, like OBAMA.

    Sleep Walking?

    in Gossip Café [/offtopic]

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    I once dreamt that I was in a field full of nature's creatures. Laughing and singing and playing. Drinking eggnog from piggybanks. Building temples to worship our donut god. Then I woke up from that nightmare and found myself in a room full of the remains of a pirate clan that I had sleepkilled.

     

    Is this Goodwill Hunting?

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